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38 – Turlock (Salida), California, United States

Sassy & Sarcastic looking for Handsome, Quick-witted & great smile :D

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Modified: 21 September 2016

Online: 21 September 2016

About her

Country of origin:
United States
Location:
Turlock (Salida), California, United States
Gender:
Female
Age:
38
Star sign:
Scorpio
Height:
5' 7" (170cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Dark Blonde
Eye colour:
Hazel
Marital status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Ask me later
Education:
Ask me later
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Christian / Other

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
North America; France; Greece; Ireland; Isle of Man; Italy; Spain; United Kingdom; Australia
Gender:
Male
Age range:
35 - 44
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 10" (177cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Black; Changes Often; Greying
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Marital status:
Never Married; Divorced
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Yes; Maybe
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic; Native American; Pacific Islander; White/Caucasian; Other; Mixed
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
English
Religion:
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About her

Ok...soooo I love to laugh, play games (board games not head games...let's be very clear about that one) & hang out with friends & family.

I am not just looking for just someone to pass the time with, I'm looking for "The One". In saying that I feel it's only right to be clear that I have no interest in "hooking up" or anything of the sort. I know what I am looking for and that is not it.


I tend to enjoy the simpler things that life has to offer...many of which can't be bought with money. Respect, Class, Manners, Common Sense, Love, Affection & Attention, etc... I've found that these simplicities that were once just given attributes in an adult human have become more precious than gold nowadays. I treat others with the above mentioned & I require nothing less...not just towards myself but towards my family & friends.

Just an FYI...Im easily sidetracked...I say that due to the fact I had other things I wanted to put in this but got stuck on the above thought & now ***poof*** it's gone ;) The great thing is that I am pretty much an open book....all you have to do is ask & I will be happy to answer your questions.

I love working on things...painting things, fixing things...building things...things that tend to keep me busy but are a great reason to have a bunch of friends or family together.

Apparently I love cooking as well & I'm pretty damn good at it. I say apparently because to tell you the truth until somewhat recently I didn't realize that was a thing of mine ;)

P.S....I'm NOT a Red Sox fan per se...my friend wanted to take pictures and this was handy. I grew up an A's fan though it's been awhile since I followed them. I love watching MMA & Hockey though...specifically the SJ Sharks

About her ideal match

I tend to be attracted to a guy who is tall (taller than 5' 9") with dark hair and great smile, who is funny, intelligent, affectionate & loving.

Must be done being a player, no need to waste either of our time. There are plenty of people out there who arent looking for their soul mate... I am and I expect nothing less in return.

More about her

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Goofy
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
A social butterfly
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Ambitious; Cautious; Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Philosophical; Sarcastic; Sensible; Shy; Thoughtful
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Half full
More physical characteristics
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Hair style:
Long; Curly
Body art:
Pierced ears; Navel ring; More piercings
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite colour:
Other
Favourite clothing:
My pyjamas
Date activities:
A music concert; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Going for a walk
Cuisine:
Chinese; Fast food; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; Italian; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi
Music preferences:
Alternative; Broadway / Theatrical; Country & Western; Pop / Top 40; Rock
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Mystery; Romance; Science / Technology; Self-help
TV programmes:
Action/Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Game shows; Sport
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Mystery; Romance
Interests:
Auto repair; Board games; Card games; Cooking; Music; Painting; Pottery; Reading; Sculpting; Singing; Woodwork; Writing books
Sports:
Backgammon; Bowling; Camping; Canoeing; Hang- / Paragliding; Paddle surfing; Pool; Rock climbing; Shooting; Softball; Swimming; Volleyball
More lifestyle
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time with the family
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Dining out:
I only eat out on special occasions
TV habits:
I watch television most days
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Family size:
I've got a brother and a sister
Family contact:
I see them as often as possible
Current relationship:
I'm single
Reading:
I read books regularly
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
Likes & dislikes
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Dog(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
The deep stuff
Dream home:
On a beach
Retirement plans:
Finally writing that novel
Honesty:
Extremely