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clumsy

82 – Shepton Mallet, Somerset, England

fencer seeks attractive foil

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In His Own Words

About him

I was the second senior partner in a very, very large and well known firm of City lawyers. I've just taken out a practicing certificate again with a view to practicing again. At the very least it has enabled me to have a brass plate outside my house

I've never quite forgotten the hectic pace of my professional life and to a degree it applies still to my present life.

I have a dry sense of humour

My " likes " are walking my dogs, gardening, the internet and watching TV

I dislike arrogance, bad language especially when ladies are present and rudeness

Also I don't like golf ( not enough patience ) and card games apart from Blackjack

I'm told that I'm the epitome of charm and charisma and a " real "Gentleman. I love the country, classical music and jazz, gardening and keeping fit

I now live in a rural village in Somerset right opposite the pub

I have two Border Collies, Chaplin aged 4 & Misty aged 3, a posh cat called Franklin who I've nicknamed " Nogood" and a Parrot called " Jack "who barks like a dog and calls mine by their names and is teaching me how to swear!

Last but not least Fencing is my favourite sport ( which I used to do before I moved to Somerset four years ago ) and rugby

About his ideal match

She should be attractive to me, outgoing, country loving, dog loving and interested in gardening. She should also like classical music,jazz and light pop and gardening.She should also like me as me and not for what I may or not have

She should also be able to argue amicably with me over silly, unimportant things

She should also appreciate that in a relationship each partner should be able to have his or her own space to a certain degree

I'm certainly not looking for a cook, cleaner etc

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Shepton Mallet, Somerset, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
82
Star sign:
Cancer
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Light Brown
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Ask me later
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Legal
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
Ask me later
Other languages:
English
Religion:
Christian / Catholic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Europe
Gender:
Female
Age range:
50 - 70
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 4" (162cm) - 5' 7" (171cm)
Body type:
Slim; Curvaceous
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Most days
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed; Black/Caribbean descent
Home language:
English; Croatian; Danish; Dutch; Finnish; French; German; Greek; Italian; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Romanian; Spanish; Swedish; Welsh
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Highbrow
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Ambitious; Confident; Faithful; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outspoken; Philosophical; Sensible; Shy; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Yellow
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Depends what's in it
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Medium; Curly
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Hairy chest only
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Classical; Instrumental; Jazz; Pop / Top 40
Reading:
I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines regularly
Books:
Fantasy; Fiction
TV habits:
I watch television every day
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Dramas; Movie Channels; News; Sport
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Drama; Romance; War; Westerns
Interests:
Business news; Gardening; Internet; Investing; Music; Politics; Reading; The arts; Voluntary work
Sport involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
Canoeing; Cricket; Fencing; Hiking; Rugby; Squash; Swimming; Tennis; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
French; Greek; Italian
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at work:
I work at home
Pastimes of choice:
Gardening
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Family size:
I've got a brother and a sister
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s)
Pets (Like):
Fish; Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Power; Sarcasm
The deep stuff
Religious attendance:
Only on religious holidays
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
Conservative
Retirement plans:
Living in the country
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely