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Modified: 06 October 2016

Online: 09 November 2016

About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
31
Star sign:
Taurus
Height:
5' 7" (170cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde
Eye colour:
Blue
Marital status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; A fling
Have children:
No
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University / College student
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Anywhere in the United Kingdom
Gender:
Male
Age range:
31 - 45
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 7" (169cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Stocky
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Moderately important
Marital status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About her

I'm a real life woman that's actually fed up with online dating. I think I have given it a lot of time and money and now I feel that I don't deserve to go through anymore online hell.

The only thing that bothers me about getting older is getting wiser. I can feel my naivety disappearing everyday and it kinda scares me more than getting wrinkles ever could.

About her ideal match

I have been on this site, a while now, and over the years I have been on a number of dates. Each date has taught me a lot about what I don't want rather than what I do want.

For a start, I want you to go and stand in front of a mirror right now. Ask yourself this question "What have I got to offer a relationship?" Remember it's all the little things stopping you from getting a girlfriend.

Look in the mirror at your outfit, are you wearing jumbo corduroy slacks? If you are, take them off and set fire to them.

Please floss your teeth! There is nothing worse than bad breath and when I say bad I mean vomit inducing. How can you not smell yourself!?

Just to let you know saying "Don't worry I'm not an axe murder" is such an axe murdery thing to say!

If your flat is extremely filthy with flies everywhere and smells like there is a rotting corpse in the kitchen (Ed Gein style) then please don't think it's ok to invite a women round for coffee.

On a dinner date I don't like people reaching over taking food off my plate. Pinching my chips and dunking them in my sauce without asking is not acceptable. Just because you're paying (of course) doesn't mean you can eat mine too.

Excessive drinking isn't a good idea on a date, especially when it results in you falling over on the pavement.

Please don't tell me how much you want to sleep with other women. Since when has womanising been an attractive quality in a man?

Nodding off listening to radio four in the afternoon is not a turn on.

If you are trying to attract a younger woman try and make at least some effort to not constantly patronise her and talk to her like she's a toddler.

I would like to meet someone into art, I would say an artist but all the ones I seem to meet are never light and frothy, they always seem intense and nutty. I need someone funny ha ha, not funny peculiar/potential killer.

Don't get me wrong I haven't stated all these things because I think I'm perfect, there's things I could change about me, I'm too bloody considerate for a start.

More about her

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
Pleasure
Party behaviour:
A social butterfly
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Happy; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Half full
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Medium
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite colour:
Purple
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Cuisine:
French; Italian
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Romance
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Internet; Music; Painting; Photography; Politics; The arts
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work at home
Pastimes of choice:
Visiting a museum or gallery
Time online:
I check in once a day
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Dining out:
I only eat out on special occasions
TV habits:
I tend to watch news
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Animals:
I like animals
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I see them as often as possible
Current relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Dream home:
In the city
Honesty:
Very