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Modified: A week ago

Online: Yesterday

About him

Country of origin:
United States
Location:
Oxford (central Oxford), Oxfordshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
76
Star sign:
Aquarius
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Grey
Eye colour:
Brown
Marital status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the United Kingdom
Gender:
Female
Age range:
63 - 76
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Marital status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
English
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Simply a great guy, if a bit like Marmite! Grumpy retired academic now out to pasture but fortunately with time and adequate resources to enjoy life. A firm believer that telephone yakking is a crime against humanity for which the prescribed penalty is disembowelment. My favourite character is Scrooge. Favourite TV programmes in no particular order: Benny Hill Show, Fawlty Towers ['Don't mention the War'], Brideshead Revisited, This Life, A Very Peculiar Practice and of course The Dukes of Hazard. Favourite university contemporaries who chose the political path: Tom Hayden and Bill Ayers. And, for the record, after seven decades self-deception, I've ceased believing in alchemy! Is this site only for Blue Rinse Ladies?; join the Tory Party instead! Thus far I have not discovered a profile with the self-description of being a pessimist. Apparent it is a one-party state of optimists! Possibly there is no other place outside a tent meetin' harbouring so many happy clappy souls! Nor have I ever discovered so many world-class athletics in one place so I skipped the Olympics this year. Bye, bye Wonder Woman, so-long Zena Warrior Princess; you are redundant now that the site has an over-stock of the Universal Soldieresses!!! To judge from the profiles, men are viewed as bulls or male lions for breeding stock even when the women are well past reproduction! To judge from the trite cliché ridden narratives the British state has wasted a vast sum on higher education that might better have been used for the NHS, homeless, etc.! The numbers of alleged 59 year old woman is remarkable. I didn't know so many existed but then Jack Benny remained 39! And, quite amusingly most women on the sit seem to hugehly overvalue themselves. God save us!!!

About his ideal match

Someone intelligent, interested in the arts/culture, etc. who shares the ambition to enjoy the remainder of this world. Irritants: a women who is 'fun', thinks she is 16, writes, 'my friends all say...'. If I want a public opinion poll, I'll commission it! I'm young for my age: well, you don't look it though the photo likely dates from c. 1980 ['mirror, mirror on the Wall, who....']. And, look at your hands; no amount of Botox works--'Sunset Boulevard '. 'A lover of life'. Well so are most who don't top him or herself! I'm a people person; so was Barbara Streisand. Anyway, I'm the purple people eater. I'm bubbly; take a bubble bath! I'm young at heart; probably you suffer from heart disease. Age is just a number = been a bit cavalier with it it! I'm very family oriented; if you have to say so, probably they avoid you like the plague.. Friends are very important to me or I have a great circle of friends = my so-called friends encouraged me to join the site so that I stop boring them! Anyway the 'friends and family lot' sound like another BT advert! It's all about chemistry. Oh, no, please God not another amateur pharmacist . I get my prescriptions at Boots! I'm intelligent; not another Einstein. Most who claim to be intelligent are probably airheads! So far as I can see all the woman in the site have an IQ of 200+. The surprisingly large number of women looking for 'Toy Boys' might consider sitting on Santa's knee in the Grotto soon and whispering their naughty desire! But, Toy Boys are expensive; it's the law of supply and demand. Under-supply and seemingly over-demand. Just sing 'A boy is not a toy, no, my girl, not a toy
To fondle and dandle and playfully handle
In search of some puerile joy
No, a boy is not, definitely not a toy'
And, I have ants in my pants so 'I love to travel'--become a travel agent, and, get a free one-way trip to ISIS! I'm comfortable in in heels and wellies. Great, keep up the heels at your age and I'll push you in a wheelchair.

More about him

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Cautious; Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Depends what's in it
More physical characteristics
Facial hair:
None / not applicable
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Fashion sense:
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms)
Hair style:
Medium; Curly
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite colour:
Blue
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Cuisine:
Chinese; French; German; Greek; Italian; Seafood; Vietnamese
Music preferences:
Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Dance / Disco; Opera; Rock
Books:
History; Mystery
TV programmes:
Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; News
Movie preferences:
Drama; Mystery
Interests:
Cooking; Internet; Music; Politics; Reading; Shopping; The arts; Writing books
Sports:
American Football; Baseball; Basketball; Ice Hockey; Running; Swimming; Water skiing
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I'm retired
Pastimes of choice:
Visiting a museum or gallery
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Dining out:
I eat out a few times a month
TV habits:
I tend to watch news
Movie frequency:
Once or twice a month
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Family size:
I'm an only child
Current relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly
Likes & dislikes
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Dog(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The deep stuff
Honesty:
Extremely
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic