Let's face it, you've looked at the photo and decided 'Yup' or 'Nope' already, so what I write here is pretty much minor details. If it's a 'Yup,' I can only put you off, so please, stop reading now and get in touch. It's much more fun chatting over a coffee than bashing away at a keyboard (eye contact, body language, pheromones, sticky buns etc). If it's a 'Nope' then Hey Ho, life goes on. I wish you Good Luck. May the next frog you snog be your last.
Still here? OK. So either you have trouble making your mind up, or it's a slow day in the office and Twitter has crashed again. What else would you like to know? How about the apparently obligatory list of 'Stuff I Like'?
I like wood burning stoves, marmalade, leather soles, Guinness, chatting with interesting people, Spaniels, coffee, Merino wool, The Foo Fighters, walking in the woods, Rioja, TVR sports cars, Scandinavian Spey casting, (Google is your friend ;0) John Gierach, Sydney Banks, long boozy lunches with good friends, flapjack......
About his ideal match
Anyway, enough about me....Let's talk about you....Thankfully, there seems to be an abundance of beautiful, intelligent, independent, spirited women out there roaming the countryside....most of them lovely, all of them different. So what am I looking for......?
Well I guess it all boils down to Chemistry...I was hopeless at it at school, but it's making more sense now.....
Y' Know........Eye contact...Interesting conversation........then.......... Booooooom!!!
If you don't know..................:0(
Having said that it wouldn't do your chances any harm if you happened to own a nice chunk of Gloucestershire, a villa in Tuscany, a pheasant shoot and some decent salmon fishing. Other than that I'm very curious and pretty easy to please. I don't mind where you live. I have a nice car. I like driving. If you offered me a pie and a Guinness when I got there, I'd leave now ....
So, please drop me a line if you'd like to know more. If not please ask your Estate Manager or Ghillie to get in touch......
Intelligence and self confidence are pretty irresistible. What you do is far less important than how you do it. Someone who is happy and relaxed in her own skin. Is not afraid to speak her mind, can see the funny side, who likes to surprise and be surprised. Someone in touch with her heart, and who trusts enough to open it to the right person.
I know it's hard to get started sometimes, so here are some things you can tell me;
If you could have dinner with any single famous dead person (language barrier not an issue) who would it be? And more importantly... why?
If you were going to write a book about any one thing, what would it be... and why?
What was the last great adventure you had in your life?
Thanks for looking. Can't wait to hear from you!