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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Lambeth, London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
49
Star sign:
Leo
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Shaved
Eye colour:
Hazel
Marital status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French; Spanish
Religion:
Agnostic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 10 miles of postcode district SW2 (London)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
35 - 45
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 4" (162cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Marital status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Any
Education:
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

I'm soooooo lazy. UNBELIEVABLY lazy. Getting out of bed before midday requires a Herculean effort, and I'd really rather someone else ran the hard yards to get the cornflakes out of the packet. Making my own tea is a definite no-no. The idea of working for a living gives me severe nausea, and my GP has signed me off work in perpetuity. It was, surely, Houdini who said "Ya gotta think outside the box!" and I can't understand why it's taken me so long to realise that in a healthy, loving relationship, both parties should complement and support one another. So, here's my plan: I stay at home all day watching the Winter Olympics, or Jeremy Kyle or South Park, remaining snug in my PJs 'til around lunchtime, when I might struggle over to the electric tin-opener with a can of baked beans, while YOU leave the house nice and early (quietly, mind) to do the noughties thing and tramp the mouse-wheel all day, as the main breadwinner. Sound good? Ready when you are.

Alternatively, but honestly, truly, only if Plan A doesn't work out for some extraordinary reason, I will earn what I could for the household coffers by selling portions of takeaway lasagne and apple crumble from the front door, and giving poker lessons to beginners.

OMG - "you have 573 characters left", it says. Quickly then: I am friendly and there is no-one better to be with in a crisis. I love backpacking but "shopping" is a real trial. I am quite creative and I like doing stuff outdoors, especially in the mountains. I am a sloppy dresser but a good cook (although messy). I can't count cards at all, but I'm good at backgammon and can run pretty fast. Most of my hair disappeared years ago, but I'm a good kisser. I make short films and do plays. I can't draw and I am an impatient driver. I forget names, but can remember phone numbers. I smell nice (I'm told; but not always, I'm sure). I like discussing things. I'm not even a little bit lazy.

About his ideal match

Someone sexy, fun, kind and clever - or just one or two of those. If I get a bonus wish, then some shared interests would be nice.

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More about him

Leisure & entertainment
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Latin; New Age; Reggae; Rock; World
Sports:
Backgammon; Camping; Field Hockey; Hiking; Mountain biking; Rock climbing; Running; Sailing; Skiing; Swimming; Tennis; Triathlon; Walking