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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: More than 6 months ago

About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Sevenoaks (North Downs), Kent, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
55
Star sign:
Sagittarius
Height:
5' 4" (163cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Dark Brown
Eye colour:
Brown
Marital status:
Separated
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Teaching / Education / Training
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Christian / Protestant

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district TN16 (Westerham)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
51 - 58
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 8" (172cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Above Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Marital status:
Any
Have children:
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing; Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Media; Consultancy / Design
Income:
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About her

Why should you get to know Funny Girl ? I am lovely ! My children, Mum, Dad and dogs think so! ( It can't all be 'cupboard love ' !)

LIST OF REASONS
I love the "arts" but don't take culture too seriously. I can talk football, golf or cricket whilst wearing lacy pants. I pick up frogs without compunction but get all girly and domestic in the kitchen when I discover a new recipe;being a bit of a domestic goddess, I cook and bake and sew and garden. I love village life, yet love to have some partying in my life too. I am tactile and quite kissey.

I have a demanding job; I love it and thrive on it. I enjoy the great outdoors and keeping chickens, yet wear heels and lipstick daily, a throwback from an ex career in design. A London evening out is great, especially when it's balanced with a country pub or coastal outing. I am funny , thoughtful, outwardly independent, slightly madcap, cheerful, considerate,confident and creative.

My home reflects my love of bright colours, pattern and retrospective/slightly kitsch design. I regularly enjoy visits from my 'children' for shared lunches etc. My family are important but not all consuming.

FAVOURITES.

FAVOURITE SANDWICH
Cheese, tomato and salad cream on brown.

FAVOURITE MUSIC
Pulp to Paloma
via..Drury ,Otway, Wilko, Costello, Sinatra, Weller, Bellowhead, Doris Day, Knopfler, Ella Fitzgerald & everyone in between....

FAVOURITE WORD
My favourite word is dollop. It has been for forty years. If you put a pin in between the two Ls and rotated it, it would still say dollop. There are not many words that can do that !

FAVOURITE ADVENTURES
I am easy to amuse ! Happy at home or away, I like good live music....visiting a gallery.....scouring antique shops....laughing.....fiddling around in the garden...dancing in the kitchen...walking by the sea....a game of dirty scrabble......eating almost anywhere....travelling a bit.......buying fleas-in-flea markets.....having a bed picnic ....dog walking for miles...cooking together.... Kissing. Try me.

About her ideal match

And now at last we are talking about you! I hope that you are funny, kind, a little out of the ordinary, educated, creative or good with words. You need to have a truly happy disposition. The Titanic's violin player ! You'll be optimistic and generous in spirit and make me roar with laughter ! (not ONLY because you are a good tickler !) You will be tolerant, patient, emotionally literate and appreciate the countryside.

I hope that you will be The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread to me - and that, in return, you will become my biggest fan, best friend, confidant, jester and provider of a great number of cuddles.

I think that you will be energetic and a "do-er". You'll enjoying time spent together and time spent on our own interests. It would be brilliant if you had a dog!

Oh......And you need to be able to make up something that sounds intelligent and plausible whilst walking round a National Trust Something or a gallery or garden!!

"The gladiothus giganticus are looking marvellous at this time of year"
"The artist's puce period is often overlooked."

...you know the kind of thing.

And after laughing together each day, we'll sleep in a spoon shape each night as we look forward to even more adventures.

Is this you ? What do you think of the word "dollop"?

More about her

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Sensible; Thoughtful; Trustworthy; Wild
Valued qualities:
Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Patience; Tolerance
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Depends what's in it
More physical characteristics
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Hair style:
Long
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite colour:
Red
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Cuisine:
Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Thai
Music preferences:
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Folk; Gospel / Religious; Heavy Metal; Jazz; Latin; Opera; Punk; Reggae; Rock
Books:
Best-sellers; Crime; Fiction; Mystery
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Drama; Independent; Romance
Interests:
Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Knitting; Music; Painting; Photography; Pottery; Reading; Sculpting; Sewing; Shopping; The arts; Voluntary work
Sports:
Birdwatching; Camping; Canoeing; Cricket; Football (Soccer); Golf; Hiking; Swimming; Walking
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Hectic
Time at work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Cooking:
I love it!
Dining out:
I eat out a few times a month
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
Movie frequency:
Once or twice a month
Sport involvement:
Watching from the couch
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Current relationship:
I'm separated
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines regularly
Likes & dislikes
Pets (Have):
Bird(s); Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Intelligence
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Get promoted
Religious attendance:
Only on religious holidays
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
Left of centre
Honesty:
Very
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Optimistic; Excited