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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Camden, London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
49
Star sign:
Leo
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Shaved
Eye colour:
Blue
Marital status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Ask me later
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
IT / Telecoms
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Arabic; French; German
Religion:
Agnostic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 5 miles of postcode district NW6 (London)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
31 - 43
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Black
Eye colour:
Black; Blue; Brown; Green; Hazel
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Marital status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Yes; Maybe
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Bad news first:

Potato can be quite grumpy in the morning.

Potato can be quite difficult in general really.

(End of bad news.)

Good news.....

A bit of coffee often cheers Potato up.

And even when being difficult Potato smells pretty bloody good - apparently.

Potato has quite a high IQ. (Especially for a potato)

Potato can both kiss - and dance. Potato is more confident in the former than the latter, which can require copious amounts of alcohol.

Copious amounts of alcohol and Potato don't mix well. It usually leads to Potato being grumpy the next day, and needing even MORE coffee.

Does anybody on this site NOT have great friends or an amazing social life?

Neither does Potato. Potato has no friends. Only condiments.

(Bored of writing "Potato" now, and anyway it's only one of my nicknames...........)

I went to quite a famous school, and sometimes "the school bully" would make coffee tables out of the more junior boys - resting snacks and mugs of tea on our backs while he watched TV - so you might even say I was once a bit of a coaster.

( - got it yet??)

(I have a pretty serious job. No one who knows me from work would believe I wrote this......)

So I work a bit harder now and I no longer worry about school bullies, being all grown up, rather tougher and ex-military. Very sporty - rugby, swimming, squash - you name it I did it - now I just play hockey, although I'm built more for rugby.


I've travelled a bit and lived abroad, but decided not to put pictures of any of it, as....

1 I had really bad hair back in those days
2 this isn't a travel boasting website

There is an old football hooligan chant which goes......(and no - I'm not really into football and not at all into hooliganism)...

"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough."

Potato is waiting.....

About his ideal match

Id like to fancy the goddamn pants off you.

Everything else stems from that. We'd have to be friends too but we've probably all already got lots of friends who we can chat to about this and that.

What else.....what else......

No criminals please.

A disturbing number of ladies on here seem to be looking for a "partner in crime". I'm not sure I want to be going out on a first date burgling, or relieving spotty teenagers of their mobile phones.

Assuming we fancy each other physically, then appreciation of the following sorts of words would be indicative that we might be on the same page mentally......

Irascible ( that's me before coffee, and sometimes afterwards)
Agog (my personal favourite)
Petulant (me again sometimes)
Languorous (me in bed)
Indolent (me on Sunday morning)
Foible (oh yes me - I have many)
Feckless. (Not me for once )
Truculent. (Me playing hockey when I get refereeing decision against me)
Cantankerous (yes you guessed it - me)

Points will most definitely be knocked off for using the following......

"Innit"
"Blud"
"Bruv"
"LOL!!!!!" (in capitals especially)
"Nah 'ameen" (especially if said more than once an hour)
"Babe" (unless discussing that film about the cute talking pig)
"Hun". (Unless discussing Germans in an old war film - remember they are our friends now, and they make very good cars)
"Is it in yet?" (highly unlikely)

Sense of humour mandatory.

You'll be needing one.

And balls.

Not literally, of course.

(Please - not literally.)

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