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strange_fascination

64 – Westminster, London, England

We'll just lie and say we met at a strip club...

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Online: 26 December 2023

Modified: 26 December 2023

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In His Own Words

About him

I'm cultured in that I like imported beers and Spanish football and I have two emotions - hungry and horny. I enjoy romantic walks on the beach with a beautiful lady, until the drugs wear off and I realise that I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a McDonalds car-park.

I'm outdoorsy in the sense that I like to get drunk on patios and I'm really good at replying very selectively, browsing anonymously, and misusing the concept of irony.

About his ideal match

Ok, here's the thing: I receive tens of thousands of e-mails a day, and I can't possibly take the time to read all of them. Or even some of them. All I know is, please don't send me an email if we aren't at least a 100% match. We cannot differ on anything. If we do, you'll have to change.

And please don't send me an email if you're even 5 pounds overweight. Seriously, shame on you for even thinking you have a shot with me. If I can't bounce a pound coin off your thigh, hit the gym, not the "send" button.

Ok, now we've established some ground rules, this is how I'm picturing our date: You'll let me parade around your home whilst I dust your trinkets. You'll purr whilst I wipe a feather-duster across your china, making subtle eye contact. I'll see the sadness in your eyes, and the longing for human contact. Sweat will form on my brow as I watch you surreptitiously adjust your incontinence pads...and we'll have a brief, shameful 'moment', after which you'll offer me a custard-cream biscuit and ask if I need the bus-fare home.

Oh...and just to clarify a couple of things: 1. Incontinence pads are optional, not mandatory. 2. I dislike women who aren't shallow.

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Westminster, London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
64
Star sign:
Cancer
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Ask me later
Eye colour:
Brown
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
No
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French
Religion:
Jewish

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 20 miles of postcode district W9 (London)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
49 - 59
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 1" (154cm) - 5' 7" (171cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Asian; Black/African descent; Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian; Mixed; Black/Caribbean descent
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Depends what's in it
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for drinks
Music preferences:
Alternative; Rock
Reading:
I read books regularly
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Fiction; History
TV programmes:
Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; Music Channels; News; Sport
Movie preferences:
Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent
Interests:
Business news; Internet; Investing; Music; Politics; Reading; The arts
Sport involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Football (Soccer); Rugby; Swimming
Food
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Food:
Chinese; French; Indian; Italian; Seafood; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
The deep stuff
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
On a beach
Retirement plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Honesty:
It borders on fiction