In His Own Words
About him
I'm cultured in that I like imported beers and Spanish football and I have two emotions - hungry and horny. I enjoy romantic walks on the beach with a beautiful lady, until the drugs wear off and I realise that I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a McDonalds car-park.
I'm outdoorsy in the sense that I like to get drunk on patios and I'm really good at replying very selectively, browsing anonymously, and misusing the concept of irony.
About his ideal match
Ok, here's the thing: I receive tens of thousands of e-mails a day, and I can't possibly take the time to read all of them. Or even some of them. All I know is, please don't send me an email if we aren't at least a 100% match. We cannot differ on anything. If we do, you'll have to change.
And please don't send me an email if you're even 5 pounds overweight. Seriously, shame on you for even thinking you have a shot with me. If I can't bounce a pound coin off your thigh, hit the gym, not the "send" button.
Ok, now we've established some ground rules, this is how I'm picturing our date: You'll let me parade around your home whilst I dust your trinkets. You'll purr whilst I wipe a feather-duster across your china, making subtle eye contact. I'll see the sadness in your eyes, and the longing for human contact. Sweat will form on my brow as I watch you surreptitiously adjust your incontinence pads...and we'll have a brief, shameful 'moment', after which you'll offer me a custard-cream biscuit and ask if I need the bus-fare home.
Oh...and just to clarify a couple of things: 1. Incontinence pads are optional, not mandatory. 2. I dislike women who aren't shallow.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Westminster, London, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
64 | |
Star sign: |
Cancer | |
Height: |
5' 9" (175cm) | |
Body type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Ask me later | |
Eye colour: |
Brown | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Executive / Management | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
French | |
Religion: |
Jewish |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 20 miles of postcode district W9 (London) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
49 - 59 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 1" (154cm) - 5' 7" (171cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Black/African descent; Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian; Mixed; Black/Caribbean descent | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Irreverent |
Intelligence: |
Rocket Scientist |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness |
Is the glass half full or half empty: |
Depends what's in it |
Hair style: |
Short |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for drinks |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Fiction; History |
TV programmes: |
Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; Music Channels; News; Sport |
Movie preferences: |
Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent |
Interests: |
Business news; Internet; Investing; Music; Politics; Reading; The arts |
Sport involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Football (Soccer); Rugby; Swimming |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Chinese; French; Indian; Italian; Seafood; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Family size: |
I've got a brother |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
On a beach |
Retirement plans: |
Sipping margaritas on a beach |
Honesty: |
It borders on fiction |