BombayandTonic

49 – Swansea (Langland), Glamorgan, Wales

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Swansea (Langland), Glamorgan, Wales
Gender:
Male
Age:
49
Star sign:
Taurus
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Ask me later
Eye colour:
Ask me later
Marital status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University / College student
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district SA3 (Swansea)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
21 - 50
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 4" (162cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Slim; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Marital status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Here's the deal: If I make you smile, you have to message me back, If I make you smirk coffee's on you, but if I make you laugh, then dinner it is!!!

So if you've just smiled, you've passed the first test...

How do you write about yourself without sounding arrogant, full of yourself and up your own a***? I guess I should just be honest. I'm arrogant, full of myself and up my own a***!!! If you've just smiled again, we're going to get along great...

Really: Some would say that I'm the life of the party, I'd say I'm just love having fun and like seeing people enjoying themselves. When I'm not working my **** off, you'll usually find me somewhere crazy doing something nuts. Not long got back from skiing and boarding and looking to get some sun and do some diving next. I have a large circle of friends who are very important to me, and I enjoy spending time with them (but not all at once)...

I tend to gravitate towards those who have a natural, "cool" sense of humour - Totally dig sarcasm - (the light funny kind! Not the mean ****y kind) - so if you can't banter back and forth with me without taking ANY of it personally or seriously - we're probably not gonna be a good match...lol

Looking for an incredibly intelligent and amazingly beautiful woman. Someone who laughs at my jokes!!! No stalkers or clingy women please. I'm not sure what I'm looking for, but I know it's definitely not that. Someone who believes anything in life is possible, because it is...

Life's about the journey, not the destination and we've all got our stories to tell. Let's chat, meet for a coffee, and see where it takes us.
Look forward to meeting you :)

Jon x

About his ideal match

Let me be a woman for a minute and tell you exactly what I don't want!!!

I definitely don't want someone who's more interested in themselves than they are in the rest of the World. If you're on FaceBook and your last post said something really Important like having your hair, nails or make-up done, then we're probably not going to get along...

Laid back, down to earth with a wicked sense of humour. You may have guessed but sense of humour is going to be essential!!! If love makes the world go round, laughter makes it great...

Let's chat and see what happens.... :)

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Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
The life of the party
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Half full