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oncemoreunto

72 – Camden (London), London, England

Companion wanted. Laughing, Theatre, Opera, Travel, Dining, more Laughing

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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In His Own Words

About him

Hi Ladies, I am fed up with texts, small talk, phone calls and getting to "know" each other before meeting up, it's all BS. Face to face is all that tells.

BE CAREFUL: If you "fan" me and I have fanned you, it's a date, cancel that yoga! Meet me in the West End, late afternoon, I will buy you dinner, ply you with booze, take you to a show and afterwards walk you to the nearest tube, peck you on the cheek and say goodbye. If I can't make you laugh you get a full refund.

NO MILITANT FEMINISTS PLEASE. I LIKE TO PAY

We will probably never meet again, only one in 10 accept a second date but only one in a 10 get asked. You know the routine, borri borri init. But you will have had good food, top entertainment and maybe interesting conversation (no wallflowers please)

Take this high risk ONE in a THOUSAND chance. If you are not adventurous, NEXT!

However we might fall in love at first sight (it has been known). If so, your feet won't touch the ground I will keep you laughing and active for as long as you can keep up.

If you want reassurance that I'm not a serial killer, sorry I can't give guarantees, you have to take this risk, bring a GSOH, CS spray and flat shoes.

A date need only take two texts, reply by accepting my offer OR reject - Un fan me NOW. I want to find that one in a thousand person soon, as much as you do.

I am a pastafarian and this is a photo with my membership hat on

I am very active but not sporty, I have been self employed all my life and probably never employable. I had 8 kids from three wives and 4 young ones still at school, 2 are boarding. I used drink too much (didn't everyone) but no longer indulge, I have more fun without booze but I enjoy if you drink and giggle and this is my cunning plan.

If this hasn't put you off, read on:
I enjoy skiing several weeks a year, weekends away and travelling. I love theatre, opera, socialising, cinema, historic buildings, restaurants and business trips.

About his ideal match

IDEAL IS A VERY TALL ORDER.
I am a serial monogamist
I have a wicked (cryptic = stupid?) sense of humour and like to make people laugh.
I would like to meet a new lady to start a new chapter in my life, mostly for outings and adventure. Not short term flings. Spark, friendship, giggling, mutual feelings before anything else.
All non-negotiable terms will be given exemption based on lively personality (or alpine lodge). Any feminine, vivacious, IQ 160+, gorgeous, slim, well spoken, elegant, owns Alpine lodge, educated, celebrity status and happy go lucky lady will do (lesser qualified women please enquire, all gracefully considered on compatibility). She will have a good sense of humour (=laugh at my old jokes) and a balanced view on life (not have 200+ unworn shoes in her cupboard). She will be low maintenance, not nag or try to change me and I will not attempt (not) the same. Is that a double negative = positive? you work it out, I can't !
Non-negotiable: Alpine Lodge

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Camden (London), London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
72
Star sign:
Ask me later
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Greying
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Private school
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Christian / Protestant

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in Europe
Location:
Anywhere in the United Kingdom
Gender:
Female
Age range:
51 - 63
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 11" (149cm) - 5' 11" (181cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Any
Education:
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing; Executive / Management; Financial services; Food / Catering; Legal; Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Retired; Sales / Marketing; Self-employed; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Advertising / PR; Media; Consultancy / Design; Home maker; HR / Recruitment; IT / Telecoms; Leisure / Tourism
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English; Afrikaans; Danish; Dutch; Finnish; French; German; Greek; Italian; Norwegian; Swedish; Welsh
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
Opportunity
Party behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Trustworthy; Wild
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Contentment; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Patience; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short; Medium; Long; Well-behaved
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Smooth
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Instrumental; Opera; World
Reading:
I read newspapers regularly; I read books occasionally; I read magazines occasionally
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Business; Crime; History; Non-fiction; Science / Technology
TV habits:
I don't have a television
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Romance; War
Interests:
Business news; Internet; The arts
Sport involvement:
Bored to death
Sports:
Golf; Skiing; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I can't or won't cook
Food:
Asian Fusion; Doesn't matter; Fine Dining; French; Greek; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out 7 days a week
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work at home
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Family size:
I've lost count
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & dislikes
Turn-ons:
Intelligence; Long hair; Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
In the city
Politics:
Conservative
Retirement plans:
Seeing the world in style
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic; Excited
Honesty:
Very