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Humerus

55 – Weybridge (Surrey), Surrey, England

I like Gary Glitter, Jimmy Savile - and really bad jokes......

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About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Weybridge (Surrey), Surrey, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
55
Star sign:
Aries
Height:
5' 7" (170cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Auburn
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Regularly
Drinking:
Most days
Education:
University
Occupation:
Advertising / PR
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French; German
Religion:
Agnostic

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district KT13 (Weybridge)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
45 - 65
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 7" (169cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Stocky
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days
Education:
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English; French; German
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About her

Oh, all the usual things - they're on pretty much every female profile, yawn! I particularly love all the ladies who say that they have a good sense of humour, but exhibit no sign of it whatsoever!

I have great legs, two arms for hugging - and a warm and loving heart!

I also have two beautiful grown up children, two cats, a dog, and an awful lot of snails....

I love my garden, laughter, fine dining and travelling. I also love just sitting around playing scrabble, cards or chess, and watching TV box sets in bed - favourite ones, "Breaking Bad", "Game of Thrones" and "Ozark". I also have to admit to being a bit of a Trekkie - Oooo that Jean Luc Picard ...! I am also quite assertive, but I am very easy-going - don't you just hate a mardy mare....?!

About her ideal match

Easy going, kind, gentle, self-deprecating, dry, ironic, sarcastic, clever, bright, generous of heart, honest, loyal and NOT a "player"!

What Her Friends Say

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Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Philosophical; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Favourite clothing:
My pyjamas
Favourite colour:
Red
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Half full
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Long
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Body art:
Pierced ears
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Blues; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Folk; Heavy Metal; Latin; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock
Reading:
I read newspapers regularly; I read books occasionally
Books:
Best-sellers; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; Horror; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi
TV habits:
I watch television most days
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi; Talk shows
Movie frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Cooking; Gardening; Music; Politics; Reading
Sport involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Backgammon; Chess; Cycling; Horse Riding; Ice Skating; Sailing; Scuba diving; Shooting; Skiing; Snorkeling; Swimming; Table Tennis; Tennis; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at work:
I don't work
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family size:
I've got a brother and a sister
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Wealth
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Get promoted
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
On a beach
Politics:
Right of centre
Retirement plans:
Seeing the world in style
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Hopeful; Optimistic; Excited
Honesty:
Extremely