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Pania

47 – Basildon, Essex, England

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Online: Yesterday

About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Basildon, Essex, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
47
Star sign:
Pisces
Height:
5' 6" (168cm)
Body type:
Full figured
Looks:
Below Average
Hair colour:
Dark Brown
Eye colour:
Green
Marital status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Vegan
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never
Education:
University
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
Mixed
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 100 miles of postcode district SS14 (Basildon)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
24 - 50
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 8" (172cm) - 6' 8" (204cm)
Body type:
Average; Athletic
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Below Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Black; Greying; Grey
Eye colour:
Black; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Marital status:
Never Married; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally
Education:
Secondary; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Spiritual, but not religious
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About her

Kia Ora! I'm from New Zealand of Maori and assorted European parentage and grew up within the traditional Maori cultural practices and tribal customs.

I'm naturally warm, friendly, and happy with deeply developed intuition, instincts, empathy, sensitivity, and comfortable emotionally expressing my thoughts and feelings openly and honestly. I'm also no-nonsense, egalitarian, quietly determined, and often present in the moment.

I want a man who shares the vulnerability, strength and quiet confidence in demonstrating kindness, dependability, consistency, integrity, humility, respect, grace, warmth, generosity, pragmatism, and the emotional and mental security, and availability in being openly affectionate, loving, gentle, and realistic about the efforts it takes in building trust and closeness in a relationship.

I'm a curious, tactile learner with good creative and mental flexibility who, when doing Post-graduate studies lost a degree of sanity.

I love laughing until my tummy hurts, deep, honest and meaningful conversations, and the company of different people.

I speak Maori, and Kiwinglish; A distinct blend of Maori and English. I forget other English speakers don't always understand; Cue some lost-in-translation moments.

Living in other countries with a form of Spina Bifida, I've stories of when the best plans were replaced by "Uh oh!" moments and cringing embarrassments. All saved by the grace of my quirky sense of humour.

I sometimes navigate daily life on my "jazzed-up" crutches; I learned to walk again when my legs felt they'd forgotten how after an accident 6 years ago.

I'm fat! This isn't a life-altering confession a la alcoholics anonymous. I feel incredibly sexy and comfortable, and have a Maori Tattoo.

A few things I love:
Being barefoot, Music, playing my Cello, Aromatherapy, the ocean, moon, stars, sun, rain, nature, museums, galleries, movies, sewing, cooking (I've no recipe for "I don't know, anything will do!"), swimming, yoga, and watching the All Blacks trounce the other team.

About her ideal match

I'm very attracted to a feminine and gentle man, as I've never been attracted to the stereotypical 'manly' (macho) man.

A sense of humour is a must; one that is neither dark, cruel, sarcastic or offensive. A creative man with a keen intellect - Not necessarily the kind you get from going to university or reading books.

Egalitarianism, and compassion for both people and animals is essential, as is an animal lover. I've kitties with special needs, and sometimes I foster Kitties also with special needs until they find a Loving Forever Home.

A man who wants to settle down and start a family (I'm an Angel Mummy). Someone hopefully vegetarian, as I've severe allergies to animal proteins and carry an Epipen.

I'm not for you if you are:
- A smoker or addicted too (past or present) illicit or prescribed drugs, alcohol, or gambling.
- Wanting to email/text endlessly with no intentions of meeting in person.
- Wanting casual sex or FWB.
- Live outside of the Greater London, East Anglia or South East areas.

Ngā mihi Māhāna (Warm regards).

More about her

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Cautious; Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Moody; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sensible; Shy; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Half full
More physical characteristics
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Hair style:
Long; It has its moods
Body art:
Pierced ears; A tattoo or two
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite clothing:
My pyjamas
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Meeting for coffee; Going for a walk
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Likes & dislikes
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Dog(s); Fish; Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Intelligence
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Sarcasm