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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: More than 6 months ago

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Kensington & Chelsea, London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
42
Star sign:
Sagittarius
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Dark Blonde
Eye colour:
Green
Marital status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship
Have children:
No
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Ask me later
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French; Spanish
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
London - Inner (England, United Kingdom)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
25 - 35
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Marital status:
Never Married
Have children:
No
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing; Legal; Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Political / Government; Self-employed; Student; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Transportation
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

I'm a frontiersman, I drive cattle and work the land... you know... a moron. I can be both manly and sensitive (something akin to a cowboy in lingerie) and I love to travel (a lot) and do and see all that life has to offer. I want a beautiful woman to sit beside me on my wagon (pointing to butterflies etc while I keep an eye out for bandits...)Just a thought...

About his ideal match

... looking for a large obsequious woman with a penchant for mugging grannies and boil-in-the-bag curries. Must have an astonishing lack of imagination and be static and conventional in everything they do and say... facial hair and body-odour that can offend the human nostril at 20 paces is a big plus but must enjoy cruelty to animals, ritualistic violence, and casual unprotected sex with complete strangers. Ideal evening is hanging out in ASDA carparks begging for crack and throwing crap at cars. Anyone who understands the words 'love', 'freedom' and most of all 'irony' need not apply.

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