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Yellowlabrador

67 – High Wycombe (Central - ish), Buckinghamshire, England

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In His Own Words

About him

Pursuant to love’s fine affray, thank you for reading.

Critically acclaimed author, rock musician - and classically trained Peruvian nose flute artiste; painter, illusionist and part-time wall of death trick-rider. Emeritus Professor of Rocket Surgery and Much Else, Euripedes College Oxford. To County level playing a competently straight bat; and wizard behind the wicket back in the day. ‘Useful’ at wugga, racquets, and extreme paddle-boarding. Indoors, dab at chess, backgammon, Scrabble and KerPlunk amongst other parlour games.

Bachelor boy and quietly proud that my friends might opine: not alcoholic, workaholic or sexaholic – or was that Bridget Jones in her diary??? Though multiple offers of marriage, my humanist moral compass demanded all be regretfully declined in the conviction that never could I be worthy of those wonderful women’s troth. As a consequence perhaps, embracing for instances Yoga-gardening, Pilates-hoovering, aerobic cooking; (ironing shirts concurrently); a truly eclectic, modern man.

Freely admitting a measure of mischievous mirth, guess what: certain elements of the above are gross exaggerations – indeed complete, utter berty; and there again, others absolutely seriously genuine. Especially not infrequently laughing heartily at my human condition; and with many in theirs. YL

About his ideal match

Oh for goodness sake. Childless bachelor and - beyond the youthfully reckless yeas in uniform - there is no formula for this. Certainly not golf or football fanaticism. I'd argue in the broader scheme of things, she brings me alive daily - and vice versa - by whatever means in the pantheon.

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
High Wycombe (Central - ish), Buckinghamshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
67
Star sign:
Leo
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Grey
Eye colour:
Brown
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
A long-term relationship
Have children:
No
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Regularly
Drinking:
Most days
Education:
Private school
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Struggling
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district HP13 (High Wycombe)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
60 - 70
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 0" (152cm) - 6' 0" (184cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Most days
Education:
Secondary
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Atheist
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Confident; Easygoing; Funny; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Philosophical; Realistic; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Contentment; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Moderation; Sexiness
Fashion sense:
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms)
Favourite clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Favourite colour:
White
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Half full
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Average
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Blues; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines occasionally
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Crime; Fiction; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Science / Technology; Travel
TV habits:
I watch television every day
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Romance; War
Interests:
Board games; Cooking; Music; Politics; Reading; Singing; The arts; Voluntary work; Woodwork
Sport involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Backgammon; Bowls; Chess; Cricket; Dance; Rugby; Sailing; Shooting; Snooker; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; Doesn't matter; Greek; Indian; Seafood
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at work:
I work at home
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family size:
I've got a sister
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Dog(s); Fish; Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Rarely
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
Right of centre
Retirement plans:
Finally writing that novel
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Optimistic; Excited
Honesty:
Extremely