In His Own Words
About him
Pursuant to love’s fine affray, thank you for reading.
Critically acclaimed author, rock musician - and classically trained Peruvian nose flute artiste; painter, illusionist and part-time wall of death trick-rider. Emeritus Professor of Rocket Surgery and Much Else, Euripedes College Oxford. To County level playing a competently straight bat; and wizard behind the wicket back in the day. ‘Useful’ at wugga, racquets, and extreme paddle-boarding. Indoors, dab at chess, backgammon, Scrabble and KerPlunk amongst other parlour games.
Bachelor boy and quietly proud that my friends might opine: not alcoholic, workaholic or sexaholic – or was that Bridget Jones in her diary??? Though multiple offers of marriage, my humanist moral compass demanded all be regretfully declined in the conviction that never could I be worthy of those wonderful women’s troth. As a consequence perhaps, embracing for instances Yoga-gardening, Pilates-hoovering, aerobic cooking; (ironing shirts concurrently); a truly eclectic, modern man.
Freely admitting a measure of mischievous mirth, guess what: certain elements of the above are gross exaggerations – indeed complete, utter berty; and there again, others absolutely seriously genuine. Especially not infrequently laughing heartily at my human condition; and with many in theirs. YL
About his ideal match
Oh for goodness sake. Childless bachelor and - beyond the youthfully reckless yeas in uniform - there is no formula for this. Certainly not golf or football fanaticism. I'd argue in the broader scheme of things, she brings me alive daily - and vice versa - by whatever means in the pantheon.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
High Wycombe (Central - ish), Buckinghamshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
67 | |
Star sign: |
Leo | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Grey | |
Eye colour: |
Brown | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Regularly | |
Drinking: |
Most days | |
Education: |
Private school | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Struggling | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 60 miles of postcode district HP13 (High Wycombe) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
60 - 70 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 6' 0" (184cm) | ||
Body type: |
Average | ||
Looks: |
Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Most days | ||
Education: |
Secondary | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Atheist |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Confident; Easygoing; Funny; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Philosophical; Realistic; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Contentment; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Moderation; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms) |
Favourite clothing: |
I'm most comfortable naked |
Favourite colour: |
White |
Is the glass half full or half empty: |
Half full |
Hair style: |
It has its moods |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Facial hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body hair: |
Average |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A picnic in a park; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Blues; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines occasionally |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Crime; Fiction; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Science / Technology; Travel |
TV habits: |
I watch television every day |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Adult; Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Romance; War |
Interests: |
Board games; Cooking; Music; Politics; Reading; Singing; The arts; Voluntary work; Woodwork |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
Backgammon; Bowls; Chess; Cricket; Dance; Rugby; Sailing; Shooting; Snooker; Walking |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Doesn't matter; Greek; Indian; Seafood |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at work: |
I work at home |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I've got a sister |
Family contact: |
I rarely see them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Dog(s); Fish; Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Rarely |
Dream home: |
In the country |
Politics: |
Right of centre |
Retirement plans: |
Finally writing that novel |
Feelings about using Encounters Dating: |
Optimistic; Excited |
Honesty: |
Extremely |