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Katiejw

59 – Poole, Dorset, England

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In Her Own Words

About her

Why should people get to know me? What type of fecking stupid question is that??! Is it because of my superior intelligence, dazzling good looks, charm, sensitivity and commitment to saving tiny insects from drowning in swimming pools (Ok yes, I do actually do that...).

Or is it possibly because if you don't, you'll never get to see my goofy smile, listen to me tunelessly belt out my favourite songs (adding my own made up lyrics of course), watch me fall over (for some reason i have trouble remaining upright), talk to my dogs as if they are my children (who's mummy's gorgeous girlie) or be completely unable to fathom just why my 11 year old daughter is embarrassed by me....

About her ideal match

My ideal match is the mirror image of me.

He is a man who has laughter in his eyes and on his lips. Who isn't afraid to show emotion and vulnerability. Is not judgemental.

MUST make me smile and must always be honest. I can't abide liars, cheats, narcissits, arrogance, cruelty, rudeness, aggression or sulking. Being of a certain age, I don't have to anymore!

Not looking for someone that likes country walks, watching the sunset, sipping mulled wine by a log fire, holding hands whilst walking barefoot along the beach (avoiding the dog pooh obviously), or who wants to feed me grapes.. .

Preferably likes tattoos and quirky behaviour! Is NOT looking for multiple relationships!

Who is NOT looking for perfection, either in mind, emotion or body. I have flaws - physically and emotionally, but they make me who I am and remind me of what I've been through to get to my 53 years! I am not a fruitcake, but I am sensitive.. so handle with care!

This elusive soul mate must not be embarrassed by my mum-singing and dancing (as my 11 year old very much is).... must love dogs (I have several), music (eclectic taste from bellowhead to the libertines to Leonard Cohen to alt j to Martha wainwright to the specials to Adam ant to gil Scott Herron to the bee gees.... did I really just say the bee gees??). Im a bit of a festival chick at heart, from small folk to Glastonbury (not that I can ever get a ticket these days).

Tuscany. Enough said.... ok chardonnay, white rioja, verdeijo (spanish)...

My dream? A cave house in Spain with lots and lots of fairy lights!!

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About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Poole, Dorset, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
59
Star sign:
Libra
Height:
5' 5" (165cm)
Body type:
Curvaceous
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Dark Blonde
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Separated
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Most days
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Christian / Catholic

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district BH14 (Poole)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
50 - 57
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 10" (177cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Stocky
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Several times a week; Most days
Education:
University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about her

Personality
Sense of humour:
Obscure
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
A social butterfly
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Favourite colour:
Black
More physical characteristics
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Leisure & entertainment
TV habits:
I watch television most days
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at work:
I DO have a bed in my office!
Time online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
Ask me later
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s)
Turn-offs:
Erotica; Power; Sarcasm
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Once a month
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Nervous; Curious; Excited