In His Own Words
About him
Hi Ladies, I am fed up with texts, small talk, phone calls and getting to "know" each other before meeting up, it's all BS.
If you "fan" me and I have fanned you, I expect to meet up without delay, cancel that yoga! Meet me in the West End, late afternoon, I will buy you dinner, ply you with booze, take you to a show and afterwards walk you to the nearest tube, peck you on the cheek and say goodbye. If I can't make you laugh you get a full refund.
NO MILITANT FEMINISTS PLEASE. I LIKE TO PAY
We will probably never meet again, only one in 20 is worth A second date but only one in a 100 might lead to something, so we all have to get
through the numbers. You know the routine, wearisome ain't it. But come out wlth me and you will know in 5 minutes if am not for you, but we can still,enjoy pleaseant evening, cant we? You will have had good food, avshoenperhaps, and maybe interesting conversation (no wallflowers please).
Take a THOUSAND chance. If you are not this adventurous, we wouldn't get on anyway.
On the other hand we might fall in love at first sight (it has been known). If so, your feet won't touch the ground I will keep you laughing and active for as long as you can keep up.
If you want reassurance that I'm not a serial killer, sorry I can't give guarantees, you have to take this risk, bring a CS spray and flat shoes. NEUROTICS NEED NOT REPLY
A date need only take two texts, reply by accepting my offer OR reject by un-fanning me, I prefer a quick death over Ghosting. I want to find that one in a thousand person asap, as much as you do.
About his ideal match
I want an outgoing, vivacious woman to love life with. She is tiny and tender or tall and skinny. Neurosis and self doubt is a deal breaker. Larger than life is OK but not larger than me, I'm 11 .7 stone 5'9" (taller is OK) !
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Westminster (London), London, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
70 | |
Star sign: |
Sagittarius | |
Height: |
5' 9" (175cm) | |
Body type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Greying | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Private school | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
North America; Australasia; United Kingdom | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
52 - 62 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 10" (179cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed; It's Complicated | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school | ||
Occupation: |
Executive / Management; Financial services; Legal; Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Retired; Sales / Marketing; Self-employed; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Advertising / PR; Media; Consultancy / Design; Home maker; HR / Recruitment; Leisure / Tourism | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home language: |
English; Danish; Dutch; Finnish; French; Gaelic / Irish; German; Norwegian; Swedish; Welsh | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Rocket Scientist |
Ruled by: |
Opportunity |
Party behaviour: |
A social butterfly |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Philosophical; Realistic; Sensible; Stable; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Charity; Compassion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Hair style: |
Short; Medium; Straight |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body hair: |
Smooth |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Opera; World |
Reading: |
I read newspapers regularly; I read books occasionally; I read magazines occasionally |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Business; History; Non-fiction; Science / Technology; Self-help |
TV habits: |
I prefer listening to the radio |
Movie frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Movie preferences: |
Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Independent; War |
Sport involvement: |
Bored to death |
Sports: |
Golf; Skiing |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out 7 days a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none; Carb-free |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at work: |
I work at home |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time with the family |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I've lost count |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm unlikely to move |
Animals: |
I like them at the zoo |
Pets (Like): |
Dog(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Tattoo(s) |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
In the city |
Politics: |
Right of centre |
Retirement plans: |
Seeing the world in style |
Feelings about using Encounters Dating: |
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic; Excited |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
