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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: More than 6 months ago

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Camden, London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
49
Star sign:
Aquarius
Height:
6' 0" (183cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Dark Blonde
Eye colour:
Green
Marital status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Occasionally
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French; German
Religion:
Christian / Other

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the United Kingdom
Gender:
Female
Age range:
32 - 39
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 4" (162cm) - 6' 4" (194cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Marital status:
Any
Have children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Further education; University
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

My lifelong ambition, as an oneiric humanitarian, has been to save this unique and irreplaceable planet. To this end I once invented myself an anti-gravity device. But like a fool I tried it out in the garden. And that was the last I saw of it.

The good news: In a relationship, I am very much like a hamster ... I will consume the pellets of companionship, and I will run on the exercise wheel of lust; but as soon as I sense that the door of commitment is about to close and trap me in the wire cage of true intimacy, I'll squirm out, scamper across the kitchen floor of uncertainty and hide under the refrigerator of Non-Readiness.

Me: Rugged. And that's rugged as in 'tough and outdoorsy', and not as in 'wearing a wig'.

You: History will remember you as a hard-living, hard-drinking, two-fisted hell-raiser.

P.S. If I don't pick you as a favourite, don't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.

About his ideal match

Given that one man's Celine Dion is another man's PHWOOAAARRR!! ...

... and that women are like busses - bendy in the middle and prone to catching fire ...

... it is an systatic truth that beauty does not lie in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.

My ideal match would be a:

* Girl who not only rocks the free world, but also those parts still labouring under totalitarian oppression.

* Friend who not only knows the song in my heart, but can sing it back to me when I have forgotten the words.

* Soulmate: someone who can watch no more than 10 minutes of Love Actually before deciding that they actually want to live.

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