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ramassage

60 – Maidenhead, Berkshire, England

miserable old git seeks cheer

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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In His Own Words

About him

lazy, set in his ways, fun, unpredictable, balding, kind, interesting, cheese hating, spider fearing, horse loving idiot needs someone to rescue him from the work compete sleep repeat rut.

About his ideal match

patient, understanding, mysterious, intelligent, crazy woman who goes to the supermarket in her wellies, is not allergic to dogs and horses, has most of her own teeth and hair and sings in the shower

What His Friends Say

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Maidenhead, Berkshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
60
Star sign:
Aquarius
Height:
6' 0" (183cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Dark Brown
Eye colour:
Hazel
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; Something casual
Have children:
No
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University / College student
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Solvent
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Spanish
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district SL7 (Marlow)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
35 - 55
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Black
Eye colour:
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Hazel
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Caustic
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
Time
Party behaviour:
A wallflower
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loyal; Mild; Optimistic; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour
Fashion sense:
Outdoorsy (I'm usually dressed for the bush)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Red
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
None
Body hair:
Average
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Alternative; Classical; Punk; Rap / Hip Hop
Reading:
I read books occasionally
Books:
Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Non-fiction; Science / Technology
TV habits:
I watch television most days
TV programmes:
Documentaries; Educational; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi; Sport
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Interests:
Cooking; Internet; Music; Reading
Sport involvement:
A regular competitor
Sports:
Cycling; Horse Riding; Motorsport; Mountain biking; Rugby; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Doesn't matter
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I DO have a bed in my office!
Pastimes of choice:
Doing absolutely nothing
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Family size:
I've got a sister
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Dog(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s)
Turn-ons:
Intelligence; Long hair; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Showing affection in public; Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Doesn't apply
Dream home:
Castle in Scotland
Politics:
Green
Retirement plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Hopeful; Curious; Embarrassed
Honesty:
Extremely