In His Own Words
About him
The dog is looking at me dolefully as I write this... Date me for his sake, if nothing else... It's not fair that he must grow up the product of a single-parent family... Give him the Mother he needs; the Mother he DESERVES, goddammit!
(N.B the mournful look could just be because he had The Big Chop yesterday and I'm reading too much into it)
I'm lovely; I'm the wrong side of 21; I'm on the autistic spectrum (somewhere between Sheldon Cooper and the 90s stereotype non-verbal kid with it, probably); I can still (usually) do humour; I overuse parentheses; I write poetry, but not as a living; I hold out literally no hope of meeting someone substantial in a place like this; I intend to embark on becoming a foster carer this year and... And this is a big one so brace yourself... Ready? You're sure? 'Cos I won't be held responsible for any injury caused when you fall to the floor, clutching your pearls and gasping...
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... I genuinely, honestly don't give a toss about "travelling". And I'll happily tell you all about why, if you should care to ask me ☺️
Other than that, I'm an absolute catch, I reckon. Let's chat soon!
About his ideal match
My ideal match?
Slim, pale, a red head, a fiery temper easily ignited and smells incredible when blown on.
Oh, in a person? Um...
What His Friends Say
Normalish hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.
About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Blyth Valley (Bedlington), Northumberland, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
36 | |
Star sign: |
Pisces | |
Height: |
6' 1" (185cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Light Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Yes | |
Daily diet: |
Ask me later | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Never | |
Education: |
Ask me later | |
Occupation: |
Arts / Music / Writing | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Agnostic |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in Europe | ||
Location: |
Within 60 miles of postcode district NE22 (Bedlington) | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age range: |
24 - 87 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Shaved | ||
Eye colour: |
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
Yes | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian | ||
Smoking: |
Occasionally; Trying to Quit | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Other |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Personality traits: |
Faithful; Funny; Generous; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Outspoken; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Shy; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Patience; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial hair: |
None |
Body hair: |
Light |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Broadway / Theatrical; Pop / Top 40; Rock |
TV habits: |
I watch television every day |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Motoring; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News; Soap operas; Variety shows |
Movie frequency: |
Never |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Adult; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Romance |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Gardening; Internet; Music; Photography; Woodwork; Writing poetry |
Sport involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Canoeing; Fishing; Football (Soccer); Motorsport; Swimming; Walking |
Cooking: |
I have to cook |
Food: |
Fast food; Gastro Pub; Italian; Pub Grub |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
Other |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at work: |
I work part-time |
Pastimes of choice: |
Doing household chores |
Time online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Family size: |
I've got a brother |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm unlikely to move |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Cat(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Dancing; Long hair; Tattoo(s) |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
House in the suburbs |
Politics: |
Left of centre |
Feelings about using Encounters Dating: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
