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VideoNastiesHarmDogs

44 – Banbury, Oxfordshire, England

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Online: 03 March 2024

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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In His Own Words

About him

Howdy maam.

I work for a Legal industry publication interviewing the world's greatest Pensions lawyers.

If that hasn't reeled you in like a prized mackerel, then you're clearly the girl for me.

Oddly enough, I recently acquired an (albeit limited) interest in cooking. I particularly enjoy the use of instructions, more commonly recognised I am assured, as 'recipes'.

Lifelong guitarist, record collector and intermittent bookworm.

Physically I'm "weird looking but reliable": like a self-inflating sex doll.

Historically I'm Scottish (with a marginally diluted accent).

Love bourbon, sourdough pizza and various forms of crumpet.

I'll take you to Budapest.

I'll also bring you home.

About his ideal match

Someone with: poise, elegance, style, taste, brio, gumption, confidence, sophistication, savvy, abandon, concision, foresight, leverage, focus, skills, insight and wellies.

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Banbury, Oxfordshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
44
Star sign:
Leo
Height:
6' 0" (183cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Auburn
Eye colour:
Brown
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
No
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Legal
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 100 miles of postcode district KA5 (Mauchline)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
28 - 57
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 0" (184cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Greying; Grey; Other
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed; It's Complicated
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
Secondary; University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
A barfly
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Confident; Generous; Independent; Philosophical; Quiet; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
Anything, as long as it's black
Favourite colour:
Black
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
It's a distant memory
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Smooth
Body art:
Pierced ears
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Gospel / Religious; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; Muzak; New Age; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock; Scottish; World
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly
Books:
Crime; History; Horror; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi
TV habits:
I don't have a television
Movie frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie preferences:
Action; Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns
Interests:
Acting; Internet; Music; Painting; Photography; Reading; Singing; The arts; Writing books; Writing poetry
Sport involvement:
Not involved at all
Sports:
Darts
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Reading a book
Time online:
I check in once a day
Family size:
I've got sisters
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
Castle in Scotland
Retirement plans:
In a high roller's suite in Las Vegas
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Curious
Honesty:
This is an unfair question