In His Own Words
About him
Hi all, I'd like to meet someone lively and intelligent with a quirky sense of humour who doesn't take life too seriously. Perhaps creative perhaps not I've no real preferences although being drop dead gorgeous wouldn't be too unbearable.
I'm a cat person rather than a dog person if that makes any sense although I do love all creatures (well most, apart from slugs, silverfish and flies).
Forget the 'I always see a glass half full (unless it's vodka in which case I might make an exception) and not half empty nonsense' or the 'I always surround myself with wonderful positive people' waffle, I prefer reality.
Another thing I'm no prude but I'm really not into bright orange (so I'm being orangeist now) women whose every sentence begins with the 'f' word (ok, we all have our moments) beyond that anything goes.
No anti-smoking, anti-drinking, anti-everything even vaguely enjoyable types please!
And another thing, I can't abide novelty ties, novelty socks, novelty briefs or anything with a 'designer' logo (ok, maybe a tiny one, well hidden)!
And another thing, what's the fascination with curling up by the fire with a glass of wine watching DVDs, what happens if you've got central heating and no DVD player and you've run dry of wine?
And another thing, if you have to ask "does my bum look big in this?", it probably does!
And another thing, if you're only capable of communicating in txt spk or have difficulty spelling simple words, buy yourself a dictionary and read it (assuming that you're capable of reading whole words).
And another thing, what's so marvellous about swimming with dolphins? Why not crabs or lobsters? At least you might get to eat them afterwards.
PS; I'm not really as miserable as I make out...honest ("Oh yes you are!" cried the bemused onlookers)!
About his ideal match
This could be the difficult part, I've no idea, I guess it's best just to see who or what turns up if anything. Intelligence and humour go a long way though!
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Southwark (Dulwich), London, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
71 | |
Star sign: |
Aries | |
Height: |
5' 11" (180cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Light Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Hazel | |
Relationship Status: |
Widowed | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Struggling | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
German; Other | |
Religion: |
Christian / Catholic |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 100 miles of postcode district SE21 (London) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
45 - 65 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 11" (181cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Greying | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No; Maybe | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Secondary; University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Obscure |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality traits: |
Easygoing; Faithful; Intelligent; Philosophical; Realistic |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
Anything, as long as it's black |
Favourite colour: |
Black |
Hair style: |
Short; Medium; Long; Wild; It has its moods |
Facial hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Electronic Dance Music; Heavy Metal; Jazz; Opera; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books occasionally; I read newspapers occasionally; I read magazines occasionally |
Books: |
Crime; History; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology |
TV habits: |
I prefer listening to the radio |
TV programmes: |
Cartoons; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Drama; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Gardening; Internet; Music; Painting; Photography; Pottery; Reading; Shopping; Woodwork |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
Boxing; Chess; Football (Soccer); Mountain biking; Skiing |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Chinese; Doesn't matter; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Seafood; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at work: |
What's work? |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I've got a brother and a sister |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Fish; Rodent(s); Horse(s) |
Religious attendance: |
I'm non-practising |
Dream home: |
In the mountains |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement plans: |
In a high roller's suite in Las Vegas |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
