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Online: 16 August 2017

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Southwark (Dulwich), London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
64
Star sign:
Aries
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Light Brown
Eye colour:
Hazel
Marital status:
Widowed
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; A fling
Have children:
No
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
German
Religion:
Christian / Catholic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 100 miles of postcode district SE21 (London)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
45 - 65
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 11" (181cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Greying
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Marital status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No; Maybe
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Secondary; University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Hi all, I'd like to meet someone lively and intelligent with a quirky sense of humour who doesn't take life too seriously. Perhaps creative perhaps not I've no real preferences although being drop dead gorgeous wouldn't be too unbearable.

I'm a cat person rather than a dog person if that makes any sense although I do love all creatures (well most, apart from slugs, silverfish and flies).

Forget the 'I always see a glass half full (unless it's vodka in which case I might make an exception) and not half empty nonsense' or the 'I always surround myself with wonderful positive people' waffle, I prefer reality.

Another thing I'm no prude but I'm really not into bright orange (so I'm being orangeist now) women whose every sentence begins with the 'f' word (ok, we all have our moments) beyond that anything goes.

No anti-smoking, anti-drinking, anti-everything even vaguely enjoyable types please!

And another thing, I can't abide novelty ties, novelty socks, novelty briefs or anything with a 'designer' logo (ok, maybe a tiny one, well hidden)!

And another thing, what's the fascination with curling up by the fire with a glass of wine watching DVDs, what happens if you've got central heating and no DVD player and you've run dry of wine?

And another thing, if you have to ask "does my bum look big in this?", it probably does!

And another thing, if you're only capable of communicating in txt spk or have difficulty spelling simple words, buy yourself a dictionary and read it (assuming that you're capable of reading whole words).

And another thing, what's so marvellous about swimming with dolphins? Why not crabs or lobsters? At least you might get to eat them afterwards.

PS; I'm not really as miserable as I make out...honest ("Oh yes you are!" cried the bemused onlookers)!

About his ideal match

This could be the difficult part, I've no idea, I guess it's best just to see who or what turns up if anything. Intelligence and humour goes a long way though!

Actually, at this precise moment, someone who enjoys stripping wallpaper would come in very handy!

Who said romance was dead?

What His Friends Say

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More about him

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Obscure
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Easygoing; Faithful; Intelligent; Philosophical; Realistic
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance
More physical characteristics
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Hair style:
Short; Medium; Long; Wild; It has its moods
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite colour:
Black
Favourite clothing:
Anything, as long as it's black
Date activities:
A movie; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Cuisine:
Chinese; Doesn't matter; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Seafood; Thai; Vietnamese
Music preferences:
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Electronic Dance Music; Heavy Metal; Jazz; Opera; Reggae; Rock
Books:
Crime; History; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology
TV programmes:
Cartoons; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi; Sport
Movie preferences:
Drama; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Gardening; Internet; Music; Painting; Photography; Pottery; Reading; Shopping; Woodwork
Sports:
Boxing; Chess; Football (Soccer); Mountain biking; Skiing
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at work:
What's work?
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Cooking:
I love it!
Dining out:
I eat out a few times a month
TV habits:
I prefer listening to the radio
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport involvement:
Watching from the couch
Animals:
I like animals
Family size:
I've got a brother and a sister
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Current relationship:
I'm single
Reading:
I read books occasionally; I read newspapers occasionally; I read magazines occasionally
Likes & dislikes
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Fish; Rodent(s); Horse(s)
The deep stuff
Religious attendance:
I'm non-practising
Dream home:
In the mountains
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement plans:
In a high roller's suite in Las Vegas
Honesty:
Extremely