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Crackwood

60 – Barnet, London, England

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In His Own Words

About him

Here I am - fleshy, blinking bewildebeest on the vast, blowy digital playing field. Decidely chilled in mid-winternet. I'm a Cold War Baby - I really dont think this global market in souls (or mates) is quite right.

I appreciate film, jazz, classical and much world music. Spanish and Middle-Eastern music sends me loopy---in a good way. Not to mention Monk and Mobley. Ex-musician in the folk world. Most musics that are acoustic and involve breath, wind, wire, wood and or metal will have me obediently hypnotised or salivating like a Pavlovian meerkat.

I'm a reader of fiction, particularly a little postmodern American lit. Or: I have ambitions to be better read, being fascinated by technology and science in fiction(not sci-fi). Having been a musician---scheming, sweating to transform obdurate, silent, stationary electric wheelchairs into roaring Lamborghinis---I'm fascinated with how human-made mechanical structures come to life, whether it is text, image or actor. I love drama and film but temperamentally sometimes I could do with kicking the poets/mechanics/Trotters out of the republic. Or maybe this is badly disguised irritation with the drama of dating and profile writing.

Like most people I am contradictory. Yes! Great wisdom I have deduced from years of acute observation and experience!

A crush on Bruckner's and Mahler's slow movements at the moment - this is without an anorak or detailed knowledge of the score or anything. I just enjoy the drama. And the harmony...

With the right person I am warm, demonstrative, and listen but also respect boundaries if need be. Can be both extremely stiff and irreverent, warm and aloof. I can be difficult too - but readily devoted to women with generic stamina, spirit, and an attention span. Prone to sedulous patience in return.

About his ideal match

The List - or chemistry set, for dating experts (maybe you feel as awkward about such lists as I do):

Curious, comic, difficult, flexible, loving, sensual, conventional, ugly, unpredictable. Dead ordinary. Glamorous. Eccentric.

Reliable.

Maddening.

How's that for adjectives ? Or labels ? If one accepts some contradictions in one's selves and in others' - and in the business of writing profiles - maybe that's a sign of being fairly sane.

If there's a cliche about a woman being captivated by a man with his attention focussed on mending a plug - or whatever it is that's to hand, I havn't done any DIY for a long time - I am exactly the same way about her passionately focussed on telling this spectator about something.

I like unique personalities with warmth and curiosity above all, whether outgoing or introspective.

She likes fiction and/or drama. She can get wholly engrossed in a narrative - spoken, read, written, acted or watched - and live in it. And step outside of it. She can write, in English - but doesn't have to be English or be like them. She likes music or perhaps plays an instrument or sings. World, jazz, classical music - or late romantic is good.

Do you write, read, love film, music or art and love communicating something about it ?

Well-travelled - or planning to be.

Likes irreverence - a stern, oxymoronic stipulation that she like being uncontrollably childish, ridiculous for its own sake. Hybrid wheelchair with power-steering and/or ejector seat.

Failing contradictory qualities, I'll go for warmth and generosity. Along with curiosity, tact and diplomacy, these are most compelling to me.

The road picture is not by me but Amy Stein, entitled ''Domesticated''. Leave it to you to discern the identity of the obscured animal at its centre.

I should say (in trepidation but from a little experience): if you are looking for see-where-it-goes, warm and insouciant fun, please do be fairly clear at the outset - zero against it, one cannot presume, but just need clarity.

Quail? Quail better.

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Barnet, London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
60
Star sign:
Libra
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Grey
Eye colour:
Blue-Green
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Something casual
Have children:
No
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University / College student
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Other
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age range:
48 - 62
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 11" (149cm) - 6' 1" (186cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Black; Changes Often; Greying; Grey; White
Eye colour:
Black; Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Hazel
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally
Education:
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Arts / Music / Writing
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
English
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Hindu; Muslim; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox; Sikh
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Cautious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Melancholy; Outgoing; Outspoken; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sensible; Shy; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy; Wild
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Blue
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Average
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Blues; Classical; Folk; Jazz; Latin; Opera; World
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines regularly
Books:
Fiction; History; Non-fiction; Science / Technology
TV habits:
I tend to watch cultural programmes
TV programmes:
Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Nature/Wildlife; News
Movie frequency:
Once or twice a month
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Independent
Interests:
Acting; Meditation; Music; Politics; Reading; Singing; The arts; Writing books; Writing poetry
Sport involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Boxing; Martial arts; Scuba diving; Swimming; Walking; Wrestling
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; French; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Dietary Restrictions:
Gluten-free
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at work:
I work at home
Pastimes of choice:
Visiting a museum or gallery
Time online:
I check in once a day
Family size:
I've got a brother and a sister
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Fire the boss
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
In the city
Politics:
Liberal
Retirement plans:
Doing voluntary work
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Nervous; Curious; Optimistic
Honesty:
Quite