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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Nuneaton (Midlands), Warwickshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
58
Star sign:
Taurus
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Black
Eye colour:
Brown
Marital status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Nuneaton (England, United Kingdom)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
32 - 45
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Slightly important
Marital status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Any
Education:
University / College student; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Sun kissed Greek Adonis (apart from the tan, nationality, physique and good looks) seeks life partner to bend to my every whim ..

In the real world considered average looking and average build, also fortunately blessed with an average number of arms and legs (ie two of each) as well as own tooth but no hair (or at least not on the head) ..

An aspiring sex maniac but increasingly disillusioned with this dating lark, I nonetheless remain committed to my continuing membership here and to every other site that'll have me ..

For the record interests include art, literature and culture so generally regarded as boring, lacking in spontaneity and a downright bad egg! .. and an Estate Agent to boot! (discounted commissions available with everydate).. please read the small print; agent's commissions can go up as well as down ..

A lover of travel and the outdoors but not been for a while .. travelling that is .. not outdoors .. infact went to the Co-Op a week last Tuesday ...

A lapsed trainspotter .. still happiest when loitering, anorak clad around station platforms frothing flask gripped tightly in hand ..

Also a regular donor to Charities (when collectors are on both sides of the street) and occasionally kind to children and animals: but not necessarily at the same time ..

Last years' proud winner of the Nationwide Christmas tree counting competition ... (subject to a stewards' enquiry) ... apparently viewing the Christmas trees through a prism is deemed to be against the spirit of the contest ..

Otherwise inclined to sulk when criticised with a tendency to push over Charity workers when provoked ..

Please will someone go out with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will give up on the fags, solvent abuse and pickle onion fetish for the right woman ... ok not the pickled onions ...

About his ideal match

Open minded, imaginative, athletic, double jointed, passionate woman with a penchant for sex (as part of a loving committed relationship) or alternatively on a 'no strings' basis who also enjoys walking .. but not at the same time as it hurts my back ..

Someone equally at home in jeans or evening dress or preferably neither ..

Someone able to whistle at the height of orgasm .. alternatively someone who can synchronise proceedings so as to coincide with the kettle boiling .. prefer my tea strong btw (like my women .. but not so strong that they can put up a fight)

Hopefully someone who can laugh at themselves and who finds me funny but not during sex please; it bruises my ego and can be particularly painful ..

Also someone who can put up with my excessive references to sex ... I can't imagine what I was thinking of ..

Finally someone who'll be gentle if they insist on seducing me!!

Could that be You????????

PS I'm quite normal really!!! ... infact if I need to say it (which I probably do) this here blurb has been written very much "tongue in cheek" ... or has it???

More about him

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Faithful; Funny; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Realistic; Sensible; Thoughtful
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Depends what's in it
More physical characteristics
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Hair style:
It's a distant memory
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Cuisine:
Chinese; French; Greek; Indian; Italian; Thai
TV programmes:
Comedy/Sit-coms; Dramas; Movie Channels; News; Sport
Movie preferences:
Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Independent; Mystery
Interests:
Cooking; Healthy living; Meditation; Music; Photography; The arts
Sports:
Badminton; Camping; Chess; Cricket; Cycling; Field Hockey; Football (Soccer); Golf; Hiking; Ice Hockey; Rugby; Running; Skiing; Snooker; Table Tennis; Walking; Yoga
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I check in once a day
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Dining out:
I eat out a few times a month
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport involvement:
An active participant
Animals:
I like animals
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Current relationship:
I'm separated
Reading:
I read books occasionally
Likes & dislikes
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Religious attendance:
Rarely
Retirement plans:
Seeing the world in style
Honesty:
Very