In His Own Words
About him
Ahoy there.
I am 75 feet tall and was formerly known as the Titan Oceanus. Now that I am mortal I partake in scuba diving as often as possible, which is not as much as I would like, as well as attempting to explore this planet using my giant gait. And sandwiches. I have lived here and there...over there...there...and here.... My weaknesses are peanuts, pop music and Heracles. Oceanus had an infinite maximum range, the current maximum is 100 miles for actual interaction in the world of the real.
I enjoy the music of bipedal humanoids but at the age 2580, I'm getting rather picky. I enjoy live concerts, moving more and more away from clubs (but find me a good dark and funky underground spot and watch me destroy everything in my wake!). Off-the-beaten-track sounds, whether electronica or hard rock, are my preference and I also wield a fine four-stringed hunk of furniture. In human guise I am the embodiment of Clutch's Neil Fallon, no matter what any photo implies, from whom I was separated at birth. For those mindful of detail, as you should be, this is represented most admirably by "Europäid" Type 3 of the Meyers Blitz-Lexikon (1932).
This week I have been I have been listening to Sleep and wondering when the next two episodes of the Walking Dead will become available to me. My search for an unguarded Lagoon 380 continues unabated. My Steamless Carriage with an expansive retractable top-viewing port needs a serious audio contrapulation replacement. The sonic machinations must be rectified for full enjoyment of the wanderings both here and there. No further house furniture needs to be obtained. I am confused as to whether I am still in lockdown or not.
About his ideal match
A humanoid with an odd sense of humour, of vast intelligence and open minded, someone to share some adventures with - there is much left to conquer and time is short! 'What Oceanus like if could have pudddding?' Someone with some depth to them. Like a pudding. Except not an ACTUAL pudding, more like ....hhhhhmmmmm........an ocean trench....but not as.....wavey....or....ocean trenchy. Somebody who is the human equivalent of Puscifer's 'Green Valley' would be my absolute ideal. Aligning oneself with one possessing an ability to dance splendidly (this includes amusingly) at live concerts is what every man seeks, if he is true to himself.
Someone who can walk until their legs fall off and then keep going would fit just perfectly i.e a goon. Archers, ninja's, drummers, trackers or detectives please get in touch. A sucker for smiley monkeys and cheekbones. And large minds.
Must at least be neutrally disposed towards beards (like Switzerland). After all, I was Oceanus, and will brook no interference on that issue. Fact, it fact be need be.
Bring your flag.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
50 | |
Star sign: |
Ask me later | |
Height: |
6' 1" (185cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Green | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Occasionally | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Teaching / Education / Training | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
Ask me later | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Agnostic |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Europe | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
30 - 45 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 0" (184cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No | ||
Want children: |
No; Maybe | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally; Regularly | ||
Drinking: |
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Black/African descent; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Other; Mixed; Black/Caribbean descent | ||
Home language: |
English; Croatian; Danish; Dutch; Filipino / Tagalog; Finnish; French; Gaelic / Irish; German; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Korean; Malay; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Romanian; Russian; Serbian; Spanish; Swedish; Turkish; Vietnamese; Other | ||
Other languages: |
English; Arabic; Danish; Dutch; Filipino / Tagalog; Finnish; French; Gaelic / Irish; German; Greek; Hebrew; Italian; Japanese; Korean; Malay; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Romanian; Russian; Spanish; Swedish; Turkish | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Obscure |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loyal; Philosophical; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Honesty; Hope; Humour; Kindness; Self-control |
Fashion sense: |
Outdoorsy (I'm usually dressed for the bush) |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Facial hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Electronic Dance Music; Instrumental; Rock; World |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Horror; Mystery; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology; Travel |
TV habits: |
I rarely watch television |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sci-Fi; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online. |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Internet; Music; Photography; Reading; The arts |
Sport involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Bowling; Camping; Cycling; Football (Soccer); Hiking; Scuba diving; Snorkeling; Snowboarding; Walking |
Cooking: |
I have to cook |
Food: |
Chinese; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time online: |
Once or twice a week |
Family size: |
I've got sisters |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Intelligence; Tattoo(s) |
Turn-offs: |
Power; Wealth |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
In the mountains |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement plans: |
Sailing the seven seas |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
