I tried to upload some pictures of me, but for whatever reason, Enounter dating site won't let me use any of my pics as a primary photo. They don't approve of my pictures of me. I see this as blatant racism against 'non-sheep'. So I will describe my pic to you instead. I look rough in the morning, I look and feel like shite. Puffy face, scarecrow hair and the expression on my face and in my head is 'Oh no, I am still alive, I can't be bothered to get out of bed.' This mingingness is only matched by my extreme negativity, pessimism, bad mood, and cynical despair. I also like to take my negativity out on anyone who is present whether it is their fault or not, I blame other people for my problems. If you can't put up with that, then jog on. So basically my pic was going to be an early warning system for any potential suiters. It is unrealistic to show you flattering pics of me all dressed up. I don't look like that the majority of the time, so it is unrealistic to put that type of pic up. I asked an ex-boyfriend and a male friend to to describe me for you. The gist of their description was: selfish, moody, undisciplined, lazy, judgemental, messy, disorganised and a complete bitch from time to time. Thats the positive things they said, I won't tell you the negative things they said because I am a bit desperate and don't want to put any billionaires off me. I have very low standards for men so you never know your luck.
I don't mind what nationality you are as long as you can speak passable English and even gingers are welcome to try their luck. If you are 'confused' about your sexuality and think you might be a homosexual, please do not contact me. And if we ever ended up together and I came home one day and found you wearing womens clothes, after I had stopped laughing, I would dump you and then put the story out on the internet.
About her ideal match
A non-hummer, non-whistler, generous rich guy with the patience of a saint. No thong wearers or people trying to get me into a cult. I don't last long in cults, been there, done that. No perverts or people with special needs. An ability to speak English and take regular showers is a bonus. No guys who do yoga or vegetarians please. No beards or sandal wearers and no guys pretending to be feminist either. No guys who match their sock colour to their tie or who wear 'wacky' clothes. Fans of the 80s show, 'The A team' get brownie points and so are people who like Family Guy cartoon. No guys who laugh at the wrong bit of the joke. No guys who love it when a woman cries, just so they can get to 'comfort' her.
Ideally you won't bang on about boring subjects and revert to the 'I am just a little boy' type excuse to try and win my indulgence. It won't work, if you want to be mothered, then go back to your own mum. Guys with good wilderness survival skills are very interesting to me as long as they don't try and take me camping, which is as almost as bad as a caravan holiday.
No guys who take their tea weak and milky with lots of sugar! WTF is wrong with men like that?? That is how old ladies take their tea. If you take your tea like that then you are probably a homosexual but are living in denial of that. No guys who are waiting for some woman to 'save' them. Get some balls and save yourself!