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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Lancaster, Lancashire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
44
Star sign:
Pisces
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Dark Brown
Eye colour:
Hazel
Marital status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
No
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Regularly
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Agnostic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the United Kingdom
Gender:
Female
Age range:
18 - 42
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 10" (147cm) - 5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Other
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Marital status:
Never Married; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
No
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
University / College student; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Recently, I won a free pistachio ice from my local ice cream cafe, when (at the one and only attempt permitted) I Successfully threw the Cuddly Toy Cow right into the basketball hoop, from all the way back Behind The Sofa! Please be impressed at this primitive display of raw, physical prowess, and feel free to jump to positive conclusions regarding my potential as a Protector/Provider... ;)

I'm lively, sincere and laid-back - equally at home in white or black tie (no 'pre-tied' nonsense, neither!) or in my very piratical black leather trousers (best 'fess up to owning such straight away...). I rarely drink. Also. I've grown what I'm convinced is a very fine moustache since my pics were taken. I feel it rather resembles one of the voles who have their vole-holes in my college garden.

If I couldn't be an historian, I'd be a Ferocious Lion! I'd use my luxuriant mane to attract a sexy, slinky Lady Lioness who would roar and purr with me. I'd be a better Bloke than most male lions, however, and would do my fair share of bringing home delicious antelopes.

I had a happy childhood and, as an adult, have led a varied and interesting life. Work-wise, I thoroughly enjoyed both my years in the TA and my time as a 'roadie' for various rock bands, but not life as an Inland Revenue Decision Maker.

I do realise that I'm a Very Bad Man Indeed (think Tom Jones [the foundling, not the crooner {but faithful!}] meets Heathcliff [but with better taste in women] meets Sydney Carton [but without the alcoholism] meets Tom Kitten [but with no fear of rats]). But I think I must have *some* sort of Heart of Gold, and I honestly believe that, given the right sort of motivation (that's you, in case you fail to recognise the description), I'd almost certainly turn out to be a thoroughly wholesome chap. That is, if you're *absolutely* sure that's what you really want from me... ;)

I'm a Founding Subscriber to the Big Issue in Scotland.

About his ideal match

I think you're great! Besides the day job, you [would like to] lead a secret second life as a Notorious Highwaywoman, in which guise you ride side-saddle and wear a tricorn.

You're pretty, witty, well-spoken and good-humoured; shades of Sophie Western and Diana Vernon?

You do like Oxford, but aren't deferential. When we visit (stop press - I've recently moved north to write up my thesis) we might have ice cream, or a game of croquet in my beautiful college, or go for a walk along the river. When we find a good spot we'll sit down and you'll enjoy my reading to you (anything from Beatrix Potter to Macaulay's 'Radical War Song'), or seeing if I can recite something.

London dates might feature the British Library or the zoo (feeding time for the [r]otters or Tygrrs?).

*If* you've ticked 'assertiveness' as a turn-on, it's not because you're any kind of doormat. I delight in your spirit, and you know that any dominant/protective instincts I have arise from my deep desire and affection for you, which are rooted in sincere admiration and esteem. I love it when you indulge me, but if you laugh in my face from time to time, well, that's only healthy. You enjoy sincere compliments, but don't depend upon them: you're as sure of yourself in walking boots and mittens as in high heels and evening gloves.

If you've something to say to me, you might pick your words and your moment carefully, but you'll never be afraid to be honest with me, because you've no reason to be: you're my girl, and my girl gets what she wants.

[Yeah, I know, if I quit History and wrote for Mills and Boon then I might be able to keep you in the style you deserve...]

You're even so gracious as to forgive my having taken so long to find you [which is obviously all *my* fault - 'A man's place is in the wrong' and all that... ;) ]

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More about him

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Philosophical; Realistic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Depends what's in it
More physical characteristics
Facial hair:
I have a moustache
Body hair:
Light
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Hair style:
Long; Curly; It has its moods
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite colour:
Red
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Cuisine:
Doesn't matter
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Folk; R&B / Soul; Rock; Scottish
Books:
Fantasy; Fiction; History; Non-fiction
TV programmes:
Action/Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Independent; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Cooking; Internet; Music; Politics; Reading; Voluntary work; Writing books; Writing poetry
Sports:
Backgammon; Camping; Chess; Cycling; Hiking; Mountain biking; Pool; Rugby
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Dining out:
I eat out a few times a week
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Animals:
I like animals
Family size:
I've got a sister
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Current relationship:
I'm single
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines occasionally
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
Likes & dislikes
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Rarely
Dream home:
Castle in Scotland
Retirement plans:
Living in the country
Honesty:
Extremely
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Hopeful; Optimistic