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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
53
Star sign:
Pisces
Height:
5' 7" (170cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Light Brown
Eye colour:
Brown
Marital status:
Separated
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
Yes, living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
University
Occupation:
Teaching / Education / Training
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district GL52 (Cheltenham)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
43 - 57
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 10" (177cm) - 6' 7" (201cm)
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Moderately important
Marital status:
Never Married; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Any
Education:
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About her

Back then, steeped in luxury of careless youth, was lithe & lovely (& naturally didn't know it) AND you just... *met* ..people. How jammy was that!? Now, to reel in The One, since I work w kids, women, & men in shorts (yup, am at a school, hence photos for favourites), it's a bleak choice betw taking up Salsa or Bridge & pimping my dubious wares on-line in cyber cattle market.
But am tiresomely optimistic so will skip JadedLand. Deep breaths.
Ok, chums, what's there to know. I talk too quickly, eat too slowly. Am capricious & unreasonable, but saddled w a puritanical determination to Do The Right Thing. I dither, but do so briskly. I'm kind. I work hard. I get knackered. I like Araucaria crosswords, brains & chatting. Am arty w/o going so far as to pick up a paintbrush. Mean well. Don't get shoes/labels.. Am serious, gullible, shallow, mawkish, stroppy, fervent, trivial (strokes iPad) & hate camping, spiders, motorbikes, rap, & F1. I was going to say Convince Me, but on 2nd thoughts: please don't.
Not a bad cook, but love eating out (durr, who doesn't?), am fond of my garden, read for England, write a bit, make bizarre curtains, hold fluctuating opinions to suit
Am daunted by my pond, in love w plants, favour test matches, black coffee & skiing, Morocco & Cornwall, & that 9-11pm BBC4 slot on Sats. Also - let"s get out the sacrificial sword - X Factor & Masterchef. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Like R4 but used to work for it which takes the edge off. Ditto advertising.
Like films -ish but tend to daydream part way through then need to ask "is he the one who...?"
Sep'd over a year & that's good. Change difficult light bulbs & everything now.
Things I thought I'd never say: I have 2 cats. Worse, they're adorable. The dog begged to differ. The dog had to go.
RE photos - just dread the pupils (sorry, "students") finding me. Happy to show. Just ask.
I'm no Barbie. Well. Who wants to wear handbags at an odd angle & fall over? But am quite friendly & not bad company. Oh, I don't know what I'm like at all. This is impossible

About her ideal match

You should be - as I'm sure you are - kind and clever, funny and self-deprecating, quick witted and quirky - without being "I'm Mad, Me." Arts over sports. Charming without being creepy. Not some old duffer.
I'm not impressed by Corporate blather or stuffed shirts, jargon or bluster. A car goes from A to B, and not much more. You won't have a nickname for it. You most certainly do not need to dangle a caravan on the back of it. Golf is a sartorial nightmare and football is worse. And you won't say lol. You just won't. And please don't want a Special Lady.
Unfortunately, can't proscribe "spark," and the most perfect person on paper might not have it. Hey, nasty thought, *I* might not have it. I'm not into motorbikes (traumatic accident when only 4) or, shudder, tents. But I do favour a spot of aesthetic awareness - wince at a strip light and hand strays to straighten a wonky painting. To compensate, you'll be spared shoe shops. As long as you don't try to plug the gap with steam engine rallies.
Is all this a big ask? Hard to tell.
I need someone who can stand up to me though so I don't bully you. If it comes to it, I'll be great with your parents and wonderful with your kids. The reciprocal, in time, would be good. We'll know. Just don't forget the lol thing.

More about her

Personality traits
Sense of humour:
Obscure
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
A social butterfly
Personality traits:
Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Independent; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outspoken; Philosophical; Thoughtful
Valued qualities:
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Depends what's in it
More physical characteristics
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Hair style:
Long; It has its moods
Body art:
Pierced ears
Leisure & entertainment
Favourite colour:
Blue
Favourite clothing:
Anything, as long as it's black
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Cuisine:
French; Indian; Italian; Seafood; Thai
Books:
Crime; Fiction
TV programmes:
Documentaries; Dramas
Movie preferences:
Action; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Independent
Interests:
Cooking; Gardening; Internet; Knitting; Music; Photography; Pottery; Reading; Sewing; Writing books
Sports:
Cricket; Gymnastics; Skiing; Tennis
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Dining out:
I eat out a few times a month
TV habits:
I watch television most days
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Animals:
I like them Well Done
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Current relationship:
I'm separated
Willing to Relocate:
Not at all
Reading:
I read books regularly
Likes & dislikes
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Sarcasm; Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
I'm non-practising
Dream home:
On a beach
Retirement plans:
Seeing the world in style
Honesty:
Very
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Nervous; Hopeful; Curious; Embarrassed; Optimistic