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satirical

79 – Lambeth, London, England

Yours apprehensively!

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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In Her Own Words

About her

I hate to blow my own trumpet - why not find out for yourself? I would describe myself as honest, straightforward, sense of humour, interested in a variety of things from cinema to crossword puzzles, bridge to literature; always willing to try new activities, hobbies. I enjoy eating, drinking, socialising.

About her ideal match

Honest, comfortable to be with, easy going, dependable, sense of humour, interested in reading, crosswords, good bridge player, comfortable in French and france; like good food, cinema - you get the idea. A typical Times reader, I guess.

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About her

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Lambeth, London, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
79
Star sign:
Aries
Height:
5' 2" (157cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Black
Eye colour:
Black
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Teaching / Education / Training
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
Mixed
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French
Religion:
Agnostic

About her ideal match

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Within 20 miles of postcode district SW4 (London)
Gender:
Male
Age range:
58 - 70
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 10" (177cm) - 6' 2" (189cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Moderately important
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Political / Government; Retired; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Public sector; IT / Telecoms
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian; Mixed
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about her

Personality
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Highbrow
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Cautious; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sensible; Shy; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Blue
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Depends what's in it
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Body art:
Pierced ears
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Broadway / Theatrical
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly
Books:
Fiction; History; Mystery
TV habits:
I watch television most days
TV programmes:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; News
Movie frequency:
Once or twice a month
Movie preferences:
Comedy; Drama; Mystery
Interests:
Card games; Cooking; Internet; Politics; Reading
Sport involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
Cricket; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; French; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Reading a book
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Family size:
I've got brothers
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like them at the zoo
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Cat(s)
Turn-ons:
Flirting; Intelligence; Power
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
I'm non-practising
Dream home:
In the city
Politics:
Conservative
Retirement plans:
Pursuing a sport or hobby
Honesty:
Extremely