In His Own Words
About him
I try very hard to "Do the right thing". Once you've sorted honesty, respect and kindness, just go out and have fun, without frightening the horses.
I'm a joyful, optimistic pragmatist who flatters himself by thinking he has sense of humour. Only time and conversation will tell.
I suppose I might as well to cut to the chase and save some people some time. If you aspire to a personalised number plate, you are probably not my sort. Nor are you likely to be my sort if you believe in capital punishment. Good, I’ve got that out the way.
My politics are positively pinkish.
Anybody left reading ? If so ....
I have passions. I love keeping anything thjat’s well built, going. I sort of apply that to my body, with limited success. I mend and repair and the satisfaction derived from seeing something buzzing away as it should, is a joy. I dislike our disposable society and I guess that’s why I repair and restore. I do have some new clothes and I never buy toothbrushes second-hand. I'm not that bad.
The best thing in my life is Dull minor and I’m on pretty good terms with the ex, Mrs. Dull. It makes each of us smle when she comes onto this site and we come up as matches for each other. No kidding !
I enjoy my life and I guess it’s always best to enjoy stuff alongside someone who’s tolerable (that’s me).
I suppose it all boils down to kindness, humour, a meeting of minds with, possibly , other parts to follow.
I think both my friends and (if I had one) my psychiatrist would describe me as “interesting”.
That’s about it really, I could go on, but would prefer to talk on the phone, cut to the chase, we are none of us getting any younger.
Oh yes; I enjoy travel, countryside, pubs, theatre, conversation, ideas and the usual things people put down in their profiles, except possibly skiing.
About his ideal match
The usual things, such as integrity, honesty, kindness, sensitivity, sensuality and a sense of humour. A sense of fun and an enjoyment of people are also crucial. A delight in life. The preparedness to be chased around the garden or to sit at the kitchen table and construct erotic suggestions with alphabetti spaghetti. There is no other reason for opening a tin of it.
I'd derive my greatest pleasure from making you smile, broadly. Possibly because you've just eaten my food, or because you're amused by some puckish remark I've just made. Maybe you'd smile when I fit new bearings to your washing machine (that's not a euphemism) or surprise you with an unexpected gift from Poundland.
I'd like it if you had a sense of adventure and excitement for the new. An ability to understand that different is not necessarily a problem or that normal should not always be the desired objective. A contentment with who you are and an appreciation that on the whole, we are very, very lucky. A passion of some kind, whether it be for your work, or your pastime and a desire to see new places and try new food.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Birmingham, West Midlands, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
67 | |
Star sign: |
Ask me later | |
Height: |
5' 9" (175cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Greying | |
Eye colour: |
Grey | |
Relationship Status: |
Separated | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
E-cigarette User | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Spanish | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 40 miles of postcode district B13 (Birmingham) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
59 - 70 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 6' 2" (189cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Drinking: |
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Struggling; Solvent; Enough; Comfortable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
I don't have one |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
Pleasure |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Happy; Loyal; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Compassion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
Some sensual satin lingerie |
Favourite colour: |
Other |
Is the glass half full or half empty: |
Depends what's in it |
Hair style: |
Well-behaved |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body hair: |
Average |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Business; Fiction; History; Science / Technology |
TV habits: |
I prefer listening to the radio |
TV programmes: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Dramas; Educational; News; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Interests: |
Acting; Auto repair; Cooking; Gardening; Music; Photography; Politics; Voluntary work |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at work: |
I'm retired |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time online: |
I check in once a day |
Family size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family contact: |
I'll bring them on our first date |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public |
Turn-offs: |
Power; Wealth |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
I'm non-practising |
Dream home: |
Other |
Politics: |
Left of centre |
Retirement plans: |
Living in the country |
Feelings about using Encounters Dating: |
Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |