In His Own Words
About him
Having had some lovely encounters, I find myself back on the market.
A joyful, playful pragmatist who flatters himself by thinking he has sense of humour. Only time and conversation will tell.
I suppose I might as well to cut to the chase and save some people, some time. If you aspire to a personalised number plate, you are probably not my sort. Nor are you likely to be my sort if you believe in capital punishment. Good, I’ve got that out the way.
My politics are positively pinkish. I have a great respect for Corbyn’s policies and also a lot for the man.
There’s another filter.
Anybody left reading ? If so ....
Of course I like to think I am kind, maybe I am.
I have passions. I love keeping anything that’s well built, going. I sort of apply that to my body, with limited success. I mend and repair and the satisfaction derived from seeing something buzzing away just as it should be doing, to me, is a joy. I dislike our disposable society and I guess that’s why I restore, repair, reuse.
I would like to think I’m an independent thinker and doer, but without frightening the horses.
There’s nothing really that I don’t have, that I want, so I feel comfortable. The best thing in my life is Dull minor and I’m on pretty good terms with the ex, Mrs. Dull. It makes each of us smirk when she comes onto this site and we both come up as matches for each other. No kidding !
I enjoy my life and I guess it’s always best to enjoy stuff alongside someone who’s tolerable (that’s me).
I am a sucker for anyone or anything with a sense of humour. If I came across a talking garden hose that creased me up, I could fall in love with it. The quickest way to my wallet is by making me laugh.
I suppose it all just boils down to kindness, humour, a meeting of minds with, one hopes, other parts to follow.
I think both my friends and (if I had one) my psychiatrist would describe me as “interesting”.
That’s about it really, I could go on, but would prefer to talk on the phone, cut to the chase, we are none of us getting any younger.
About his ideal match
The usual things, such as integrity, honesty, kindness, sensitivity, sensuality and a sense of humour. A sense of fun and an enjoyment of people are also crucial. A delight in life. The preparedness to be chased around the garden or to sit at the kitchen table and construct erotic suggestions with alphabetti spaghetti. There is no other reason for opening a tin of it.
I'd derive my greatest pleasure from making you smile, broadly. Possibly because you've just eaten my food, or because you're amused by some puckish remark I've just made. Maybe you'd smile when I fit new bearings to your washing machine (that's not a euphemism) or surprise you with an unexpected gift from poundland. I love it when people are happy because of me.... and not just because I'm leaving.
I'd like it if you had a sense of adventure and excitement for the new. An ability to understand that different is not necessarily a problem or that normal should not always be the desired objective. A contentment with who you are and an appreciation that on the whole, we are very, very lucky. A passion of some kind, whether it be for your work, or your pastime. One of my hobbies is restoring vintage wirelesses. It's unlikely that you'd have that skill, so if you do have an old Bush that you'd like me to look at, then I'd be happy to oblige.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Birmingham, West Midlands, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
67 | |
Star sign: |
Ask me later | |
Height: |
5' 9" (175cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Greying | |
Eye colour: |
Grey | |
Relationship Status: |
Separated | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
E-cigarette User | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 40 miles of postcode district B13 (Birmingham) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
59 - 68 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 6' 2" (189cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Drinking: |
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
I don't have one |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Happy; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Compassion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
Some sensual satin lingerie |
Favourite colour: |
Other |
Is the glass half full or half empty: |
Depends what's in it |
Hair style: |
Well-behaved |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body hair: |
Average |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
TV habits: |
I prefer listening to the radio |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at work: |
I'm retired |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time online: |
I check in once a day |
Family size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family contact: |
I'll bring them on our first date |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
I'm non-practising |
Dream home: |
Other |
Politics: |
Left of centre |
Retirement plans: |
Living in the country |
Feelings about using Encounters Dating: |
Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |