dullasditchwater

63 – Birmingham, West Midlands, England

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Online: 2 weeks ago

Modified: 07 August 2021

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Birmingham, West Midlands, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
63
Star sign:
Ask me later
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Greying
Eye colour:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Separated
Looking for:
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
Ask me later
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasionally
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Teaching / Education / Training
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district B13 (Birmingham)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
60 - 67
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 0" (152cm) - 6' 2" (189cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Greying; Grey; White
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial; Arts / Music / Writing; Executive / Management; Financial services; Food / Catering; Labour / Construction; Legal; Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Political / Government; Retired; Sales / Marketing; Self-employed; Student; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Transportation; Agriculture; Public sector; Advertising / PR; Media; Consultancy / Design; Home maker; HR / Recruitment; IT / Telecoms; Leisure / Tourism; Retail
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Why should you get to know Dull?
Had I any friends, they would describe me as being just like Woody Allen, but without the humour, the looks, the talent and the money. There is a cynical, ironic, satirical, sarcastic and bitter side to my personality and people tend to take an instant dislike to me. They usually find it saves time.

I have buckets of integrity, blah, am caring and sensitive, yah-de-yah, lips like duvets, velvet, melt in the mouth kisses, blah, walking along deserted candlelit beaches, yah-de-yah, curling up on a DVD, in front of a glass of wine with a log fire in my hand, watching a sofa, etc.

I hold opinions on nearly everything (a few are considered and well thought out) and enjoy discussing almost anything from the US influence in the Middle East to why water boatmen can walk on water.

For me, the sexiest part of anyone is their brain.

I am particularly attracted to people who place clothes shopping or material acquisition low on their list of priorities as I believe there are more important things in life than trying to look good. Oh Lordy, that makes me sound like a tramp. I would hasten to add that I do possess clean shirts and a tie and I know how to use both. I love food and cooking but am not obsessed, Will eat anything as long as it has stopped moving.

I have a pragmatic / practical streak and can derive almost as much satisfaction from replacing the motor of a Hoover Whirlpool 1000 as going to the cinema. If you already know that the carbon brushes on this particular model wear prematurely causing damage to the commutator, then please email me immediately and we can arrange deeply sensual, candle-lit discussions about servicing domestic appliances.

Information and opinions expressed above are not those necessarily held by Dull, The Dull World Domination Corporation, or society as a whole. If you're of the opinion that the majority of our politicians are worth less than a tenth of the salary that they're paid, then we'll probably get on well.

About his ideal match

The usual things, such as integrity, honesty, kindness, sensitivity, sensuality and a sense of humour. A sense of fun and an enjoyment of people are also crucial. I would add to this list courage. The ability to do the right thing especially when it is not going to be easy. The bravery to say or do what is needed at the right time. A delight in life. The preparedness to be chased around the garden or to sit at the kitchen table and construct erotic suggestions with alphabetti spaghetti. There is no other reason for eating it.

I'd derive my greatest pleasure from making you smile, broadly. Possibly because you've just eaten my food, or because you're amused by some puckish remark I've just made. Maybe you'd smile when I fit new bearings to your washing machine (that's not a euphemism) or surprise you with an unexpected gift from poundland. I love it when people are happy because of me.... and not just because I'm leaving.

I've just noticed that the "ex-missus", who is on here, comes up as a 91% match for me....... lovely though she is, we ain't destined to be a couple again. So don't believe those percentages.

I'd like it if you had a sense of adventure and excitement for the new. An ability to understand that different is not necessarily a problem or that normal should not always be the desired objective. A contentment with who you are and an appreciation that on the whole, we are very, very lucky. A passion of some kind, whether it be for your work, or your pastime. The depth and perception to realise that a photo can only say so much and that if you judge a partner on their looks, then you're probably not for me. Someone who puts the "I do" into libido and who realises that the brain is the most attractive part of the body.

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
I don't have one
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Faithful; Happy; Optimistic; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
Some sensual satin lingerie
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Depends what's in it
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Well-behaved
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at work:
I always put in overtime
Time online:
Once or twice a week
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I'll bring them on our first date
Likes & dislikes
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
I'm non-practising
Dream home:
Other
Politics:
Left of centre
Retirement plans:
Living in the country
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely