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dullasditchwater

67 – Birmingham, West Midlands, England

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dullasditchwater

67 – Birmingham, West Midlands, England

Bigotted,argumentative, idiot, with halitosis and no sense of humour, seeks princess

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In His Own Words

About him

Having had some lovely encounters, I find myself back on the market.
A joyful, playful pragmatist who flatters himself by thinking he has sense of humour. Only time and conversation will tell.
I suppose I might as well to cut to the chase and save some people, some time. If you aspire to a personalised number plate, you are probably not my sort. Nor are you likely to be my sort if you believe in capital punishment. Good, I’ve got that out the way.
My politics are positively pinkish. I have a great respect for Corbyn’s policies and also a lot for the man.
There’s another filter.
Anybody left reading ? If so ....

Of course I like to think I am kind, maybe I am.
I have passions. I love keeping anything that’s well built, going. I sort of apply that to my body, with limited success. I mend and repair and the satisfaction derived from seeing something buzzing away just as it should be doing, to me, is a joy. I dislike our disposable society and I guess that’s why I restore, repair, reuse.
I would like to think I’m an independent thinker and doer, but without frightening the horses.

There’s nothing really that I don’t have, that I want, so I feel comfortable. The best thing in my life is Dull minor and I’m on pretty good terms with the ex, Mrs. Dull. It makes each of us smirk when she comes onto this site and we both come up as matches for each other. No kidding !

I enjoy my life and I guess it’s always best to enjoy stuff alongside someone who’s tolerable (that’s me).
I am a sucker for anyone or anything with a sense of humour. If I came across a talking garden hose that creased me up, I could fall in love with it. The quickest way to my wallet is by making me laugh.
I suppose it all just boils down to kindness, humour, a meeting of minds with, one hopes, other parts to follow.
I think both my friends and (if I had one) my psychiatrist would describe me as “interesting”.
That’s about it really, I could go on, but would prefer to talk on the phone, cut to the chase, we are none of us getting any younger.

About his ideal match

The usual things, such as integrity, honesty, kindness, sensitivity, sensuality and a sense of humour. A sense of fun and an enjoyment of people are also crucial. A delight in life. The preparedness to be chased around the garden or to sit at the kitchen table and construct erotic suggestions with alphabetti spaghetti. There is no other reason for opening a tin of it.

I'd derive my greatest pleasure from making you smile, broadly. Possibly because you've just eaten my food, or because you're amused by some puckish remark I've just made. Maybe you'd smile when I fit new bearings to your washing machine (that's not a euphemism) or surprise you with an unexpected gift from poundland. I love it when people are happy because of me.... and not just because I'm leaving.

I'd like it if you had a sense of adventure and excitement for the new. An ability to understand that different is not necessarily a problem or that normal should not always be the desired objective. A contentment with who you are and an appreciation that on the whole, we are very, very lucky. A passion of some kind, whether it be for your work, or your pastime. One of my hobbies is restoring vintage wirelesses. It's unlikely that you'd have that skill, so if you do have an old Bush that you'd like me to look at, then I'd be happy to oblige.

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Birmingham, West Midlands, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
67
Star sign:
Ask me later
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Greying
Eye colour:
Grey
Relationship Status:
Separated
Looking for:
Activity partners; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Something casual
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
E-cigarette User
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district B13 (Birmingham)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
59 - 68
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 0" (152cm) - 6' 2" (189cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
I don't have one
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Happy; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
Some sensual satin lingerie
Favourite colour:
Other
Is the glass half full or half empty:
Depends what's in it
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Well-behaved
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial hair:
I have a full beard
Body hair:
Average
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
TV habits:
I prefer listening to the radio
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at work:
I'm retired
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time online:
I check in once a day
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I'll bring them on our first date
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
I'm non-practising
Dream home:
Other
Politics:
Left of centre
Retirement plans:
Living in the country
Feelings about using Encounters Dating:
Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely