In His Own Words
About him
Its overdue, and time I put finger to keyboard, and updated my rant!
It was beginning to look as up to date as the Aeneid, which I studied for Latin "O" level and masterly strode proudly home with an "Unclassified" grade, which apparently puts me on the intellectual equivalent of a dead slug or Cheryl Cole (or whatever her name is now!). There are mentally retarded newts in the Upper Amazon with better O levels than yours truly! Very unlucky! I learnt 50% of the Latin version parrot fashion and the bast***s chose the other 50%. How was I meant to know what "Sic cum liberos (few other words) saxa iacta runt" meant. I had a good stab at "Children who couldn't read were stoned to death" whereas the technicalities threw a slightly different light on matters, and I was told that "disobedient slaves were thrown off the rocks" was a more standard answer.
I sympathise with kids having to read Shakespeare, learn the Periodic Table, and go on cross-country runs! I fancy a spell as Minister for Education, methinks !
Politics - the Americans put the bomb on the Ruskies plane! - to get them on-side with us-boys(and girls!). Furthermore, ISIS have tried to trick us by being renamed ISIL, (damn clever stuff! I'm not fooled though!). All hell let loose in the Post Office the other day, when I tried to put some shares into my "current ISIS".
Back to the Aeneid (Part Two-to be accurate) - the Greeks invented terrorism! yes - with the Trojan Horse stint, but look where thats got them - not a stuffed vine-leaf between them now. At least the Romans can boast the Ferrari and Spag Bolognaise!
Sex- man goes to Boots for Viagra, and duly asks if he can get it "over the counter?"
"That", replied the Pharmacist, "may need two tablets" !!!
Home affairs- this is OK - so long as you don't get caught!
But, seriously - Europe- in or out? Are open borders a real threat? Lets hive off Scotland as a test-bed case.
Bye!
About his ideal match
Intelligent and witty, kind and a generous heart. Heck, what else? Must not enjoy filling the car and realise that Cheryl Cole is about as talented as a one-legged man at a "bum-kicking competition"! Love someone who is successful but down to earth or merely down to earth. Cannot plan love-it just has to happen! Life is risk etc
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Wandsworth, London, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
65 | |
Star sign: |
Leo | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Blonde | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Most days | |
Education: |
Private school | |
Occupation: |
Financial services | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
Ask me later | |
Other languages: |
English; French | |
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 100 miles of postcode district SW18 (London) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
43 - 59 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 2" (157cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown | ||
Eye colour: |
Blue; Brown; Green | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally | ||
Education: |
University / College student; Private school | ||
Occupation: |
Financial services; Food / Catering; Legal; Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Retired; Sales / Marketing; Advertising / PR; Media; Leisure / Tourism | ||
Income: |
Enough | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
English | ||
Religion: |
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party behaviour: |
The life of the party |
Personality traits: |
Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Smart (It's all about quality) |
Favourite clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Is the glass half full or half empty: |
Half full |
Hair style: |
Well-behaved |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Facial hair: |
None |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Classical; Jazz; Latin; Pop / Top 40; Reggae; Rock; World |
Reading: |
I read newspapers occasionally |
TV habits: |
I tend to watch news |
TV programmes: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Dramas; News; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama |
Interests: |
Cooking; Gardening; Photography; Writing books |
Sport involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Golf; Skiing; Swimming; Tennis |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Chinese; French; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at work: |
I always put in overtime |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time with the family |
Time online: |
I check in once a day |
Family size: |
I've got a sister |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Reptile(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Power; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s) |
Work aspirations: |
Fire the boss |
Religious attendance: |
Rarely |
Politics: |
Conservative |
Retirement plans: |
Finally writing that novel |
Honesty: |
Extremely |